sloth

there’s a huge cut in my mouth but i’m eating salt and vinegar chips anyway. why, you ask? well, i’m twisted. i’m insane. a fucking cycle path. i’m da fucken jocker baby

Soup is so crazy its like hot water but its got stuff goin on

if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

bidets rule cause its like a robot peeing in your ass

If you have a cock you can just do this yourself dumbass

GOD

honestly?! mood

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

my knight in slimy armor……

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation