Welcome Back My Dear ❄️

tuck him in Tuesday

tuck him in Tuesday once again

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

*sees two women interacting for five seconds in a show*: c’mooooon lesbians *shaking dice in fist* mama needs a new pair of lesbians

sometimes self-care is consuming a piece of media for the 174th time

everyone deserves a lifechanging lesbian experience. not a woman? simply have a lifechanging experience with a lesbian. im thinking a noble quest or hiding a body together or something.

I’m really bad at conversations sorry if I’ve ever talked to you

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

oh of course i love werewolves! theye just big puppers haha. what a good boy doggo. me when my werewolf boyfriend chases his tail and goes awooooo haha. ohhhh wait youre one of the ones that destroys stuff and bites people? :/ i dunno thats like... scary.......... you say you 'cant control it' but like are you sure you're not just making excuses? this meme i found on tiktok says werewolves are just silly puppies. why cant you be a normal werewolf. whats wrong with you.