Unzipping for Sips since 2009.

okay i just wanna point out that those poor mcdonald’s employees didn’t question shit they just took the order and were apparently ready to give these babies their food

My little fuzzy butt!

this meme I hate it

I’m mostly mad that I had to sing EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE in my head

I hope this card gets rejected at every register 

I miss the 2000s because there were so many fashion trends and moments when it was encouraged to look like a hot-ass mess. The Instagram age is this weird era of control and perfection and “eyebrows on fleek” blah blah like I miss when everyone walked around with last night’s eyeliner still on while wearing 25 stupid accessories at once dressed like you slept in trash or whatever.

norwegian man looks like a goddam greasy peanut this shit no contest