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A/N: Hope you like it anony 😉

Requested by: Anonymous 

Request: “  can you make a bts reaction where you prank them saying you’re pregnant but its not theirs “

Jin: 

  He would be absolutely ecstatic about the news, but the moment he hears out the prank to the end, his head would looked to the side towards you. Jin’s mouth will open a bit as his tongue wets his dry lips. Eyes looking towards a unknown destination ,before going back to you with a smile filled with disappointment “You….you didn’t….please…”.The moment you were telling him “It’s a prank babe, I am kidding.”  he says “I will take care of it as mine.”which brought you to tears. “YAH! Don’t make jokes like that! I almost died! Wait honey….don’t cry. Why are you crying you did this to me first!!!”

Min Yoongi/ Suga: 

 He is usually calm, but so is a bomb before it explodes. Yoongi was shocked enough about the pregnancy part, but when the ownership just slipped through your lips, his inside world crashed. His vision got blurry for a second before he looked up. The first thing he saw, he threw at the wall destroying it. “Yoongi !” you knew this went far enough, but he cut you off “Who?” “What?”you asked back “Who’s is it?” you looked at him “It’s…it’s a prank Yoongi….” you were scared to tell him the truth. He dropped the phone he was about to throw at the wall and looked at you “Never…never again…”he walked over and pulled you into a hug “Never do this to me again…please.”

Jung Hoseok/J-hope: 

 He is just an angel, but the prank was something you should have thought over first. You saw his heart break into a million pieces, his eyes showed everything. Hoseok ,with all the power he had, pulled out a faint pain filled smile and said “I am so happy…” as a tear slowly made its way down his cheek. You knew it went to far and pulled him into a hug telling the truth, which made him collapse on his knees thanking over and over again that it wasn’t true.

Kim Namjoon/RM:

 Namjoon had to leave the room before he said or did anything that wasn’t needed. He crashed the door behind himself and just screamed out loud from the top of his lungs, this sorrowful yell. He walled back in the room and you ran do grab his sleeve. “Namjoon this-”but he cut you off “Who’s is it Y/N?” his eyes were looking straight forward “Namjoon you don’t get it, listen to me.” “Is there something else you need to tell me?” “Namjoon it was a prank, all of what i said is not true.” his hand pulled your head onto his chest “You could have joked with something else, like setting my books on fire.”

Jimin:

 Jimin is a pure baby, but the fact that he heard you say that the potential child in you is not his, destroyed what ounce of life he had in him. Jimin just let out a painful sigh as he looked at you already staring to cry “You…didn’t do anything behind my back right….you….didn’t.Just tell me its a joke already, ha ha it’s funny, you got me…so please….just say that….” “It’s a prank Jimin.” “Oh thank goodness.”he crashed onto the couch “Never again, my heart can’t take this again.”

Kim Taehyung/V: 

 Taehyung is a man of many reactions. He will for sure be devastated but the way he might react is different ,I feel like he will just go to another room and stay there until he has cooled down enough to talk to you, or in this case until you start knocking on the door repeating “It was prank Tae! I am sorry.” after he has heard you apologies enough times he will walk out and tell you that this prank wasn’t funny. “This was too much.” (whats up hwarang reference! wop wooop)

Jungkook: 

 Jungkook will simply just get up and walk out of the room, the house, heck he might even leave town for an hour. Who knows what he could be doing, probably searching for the none existent guy that the child belonged to. What is known is that he is angry, confused, sad and scared of losing you. He will not let you leave him even if his heart hurts, he like the other boys, will take care of both of you. Jungkook will pick up probably only if you called from one of the hyungs’s phones. “It was a prank I swear Jungkook !Come home.” “Whaaa! Why didn’t you tell me earlier!” “You weren’t picking up you phone!” “Well yeah it was one hell of a news!” “Where are you?”  ”On my way to Busan, shit I have to get off, hey call you in a bit! Someone stop the train!!!!”

Hyung line

Seokjin& daughter Kim Yuna (4 years old)

The night before the filming, the crew visited your apartment and installed the cameras. Yuna was sleeping by then, so she didn’t know that her toys changed place and a little tent for a camera man was added in the living room.

She was just like her father and liked to wake up a little earlier than you. You woke up to the giggling of Jin and your daughter. When they saw you smiling at them, they pulled you closer to cuddle and tickle.

„You both continue, let me prepare your breakfast, ok?“, you told them and walked into the kitchen. The day would be hard on Jin, because he had to spend the whole day with Yuna on his own. Yuna wasn’t hard to take care of, but she liked to have her princess moments. So the least you could do was make him breakfast.

Jin entered the living room, which was connected to the open kitchen, and he was holding Yuna in his arms. They were still laughing and joking.

But Yuna noticed the tent for the camerman and looked curiously at it. The cameraman was thankfully not here yet, that would have freaked her out. She jumped off of Jins arms and went inside the tent.

„Are we camping today? Camping camping camping!”, she screamed excitedly. When Yuna got an idea of something, there was no way she forgot it.

“Your activity today will be camping, I guess”, I told Jin, who tried to explain Yuna that an uncle would camp in our living room today.

„Uncle Kookie?“, she asked with big eyes. Jungkook was her favorite uncle. Her favorite doll was a rabbit, so she liked their resemblance.

Jin tried explaining again, showed her the cameras. Yuna still asked with a pout: „what about campiiiiiing?”

„You lost, Jin. There is a tent in the garage, take her to Han River", you said with a smile and gestured them the food was ready.

The only thing, that wouldn’t make Jin suffer, was to make Yuna eat. She loved to eat everything and never complained. Just like her dad, you thought.

You then told them goodbye and wished Jin good luck.

Yoongi& son Min Haneul (3 years old)

Suga and your son, Haneul, were still sleeping when you opened the door for the camera crew. They greeted you quickly and walked into their positions to film. You told them they should take things slowly, the boys wouldn’t be awake for at least another hour. After you brought the staff their coffee, you entered back into the bedroom to watch the Mins sleeping.

Half an hour later Haneul began to move and accidently kicked his father. That woke them both up, and they jokingly fought each other. After a minute full of laughter, Suga hugged him and stood up. They entered the bathroom to brush their faces and teeth.

By then the breakfast was ready and the crew was waiting for them.

Suga greeted the camermen with a bow and made Haneul do the same. The staff greeted them back and explained that it was okay to ignore them for the rest of the day. The filming would take place in the house most of the day. Yoongi didn’t have plans outside the house, so there was a lot more staff inside the house.

„I will leave in a minute, so you want me to explain the important things once again?“, you asked Suga. He shook his head „My boy is big enough to take care of himself, isn’t he?”

He said jokingly to Haneul, who was nodding eagerly and showing off his arm muscles.

You smiled at them, there wouldn’t be any problems, you were sure of it. Suga knew how to spend time with your son, how to cook and how to change diapers. There was nothing much to taking care of Haneul. He was the quite typ of child, who liked to draw and play with legos. You never saw him throw a tantrum.

„Haneul, take care of dad, okay?“ He laughed at that. „Dad is a baby”, he said covering his mouth. Suga pouted and asked Haneul to feed him then. Hanuel couldn’t stop giggling but tried his best to put some carrots into Sugas mouth. When he succeeded, we applauded him.

„Call me, when something happens", you told Suga before leaving the house.

„Don’t wait for a call then", Suga said with a cheeky smile.

Hoseok& twins, Jung Jihan (boy) and Jung Jiwon (girl) (2 years old)

They were awake since 6 o'clock in the morning. After two years now, you still didn’t understand where their energy came from. You would use your free day on sleep for sure. But you couldn’t help but feel nervous about leaving them in a few minutes.

When the twins woke up, Jhope and you were still asleep, until you heard a loud crash in the living room. You ran there and tried to understand the situation. The twins were rolling on the floor laughing their heads off.

„Please, don’t go today", Jhope said when he saw the floor covered in flour.

Rather than the mess, it was more surprising to see Jhope shocked everytime Jihan and Jiwon did something like this. You were used to it by now, could clean in a lightning speed and didn’t get mad.

Jhope tried to gather the twins and held them up. „Guys, you can’t begin the day like that, when I have to take care of you the whole day.“

You were alteady vacuuming the place and smiled at Jhopes frustration.

He quickly bathed them and now they were playing with their dolls.

Jhope joined you on the couch.

„How will I survive today?”, he asked.

„Never leave them alone, never seperate them and never ever make them to something that involves paint", you said, remembering how you still found new places with paint, after you let them fingerdraw once. „And call me, when it becomes to much?“

„No, I will manage this”, he said with a fist up high.

Hearing a scream from Jiwon made him falter. Jihan was grabbing her hair, not because they fought but his action figure entered her locks. Jihan didn’t stop until the figures arm came off. And now he wascrying and screaming, too.

„Yes, babe, don’t call me, please.“

Namjoon& son, Kim Jae-in (4 years old)

The clumsier RM was, the more of an careful child Jaein became. You woke up to your son explaining his father that he had follow the instructions. They were building a model airplane and RM liked to put parts together, thst kinda looked similar, while Jaein would look at the pictures first. Also models and legos were the only things Jaein liked to do with his father, as it didn’t matter much, if he broke them.

It was cute and funny how frustrated Jaein could get by his father, when it was normally the other way around. Your son was very passionate about many things outside of home, he enjoyed sports like Taekwondo and soccer. So at home he had a little less energy, but still liked concentration games. Sugas son, Min Haneul, especially liked Jaeins puzzle collection.

„Good morning, boys”, you greeted them. On the kitchen counter were half eaten toasts, but they looked slightly darker than usual.

When RM noticed, he explained how he forgot them until Jaein reminded him, so they were a little crustier than one would prefer. At least they didn’t starve. But you would prepare them lunch and dinner, for safety’s sake.

„Mom, maybe you will change, there are cameras filming", Jaein said without looking up. But he was smiling, liking the fact that he knew more than I did.

„Ah, I forgot, wait a second", you ran into the bedroom and changed into a more presentable outfit. Jaein already had a distinct fashion style, one love he shared with his father. They liked to correct you, when you wore something unstylish.

When you joined them again, Jaein proudly presented the finished model. RM was great at complementing him and Jaein smiled brightly.

After writing some instructions on post-its and making some food, you joined them in the living room.

RM was reading a book, while Jaein drew a picture.

„Love, I know Jaein can entertain hinself, but today you’ll have to actively spend time with him. So no books and drawing", you announced taking away RMs book and Jaeins pens.

They stared at each other, but nodded. It was like the first real day of their friendship.

Rule #79 While the staff threatens us, we prepare to march.