• who talks the other into skipping class?
mishka- he slips his hand into ari’s and steals him away for the day
• who complains about their teacher’s handwriting?
ari- and mishka sits there propped against the pillows on ari’s bed waiting for ari to finish
• who rambles? and who kisses them to shut them up?
mishka- will occasionally spiral into frustrated rambles and ari responds by threading their fingers through mishka’s belt loops, tugging him closer and kissing him til he’s breathless
• who drags the other to A Little Disorganised’s new gig?
neither- mishka turns up early and before ald’s set he drags ari into a closet, and if ari turns up with only two minutes til they’re on stage, lips swollen and looking thoroughly debauched then mishka would have absolutely no part in that. nope. no siree. he’d have no idea what you’re on about.
• who fan girls over the royals? and who thinks they’re all stuck up?
neither- the time they spend together is usually spent locked in embraces, mouths slotted together and hands wandering, it’s safe to say they don’t spend too much time talking
• who suggests sleeping in the same bed first?
mishka- he’s staring at the floor when he suggests it, a flush high on his cheeks as he avoids looking at ari, so when they agree he can’t stop the way he grins
• who hates the other’s roommate?
neither- neither of them currently have roommates and that gives them free reign of each other’s apartments
• who tries to start a fight with dethroned? and who tells them off?
ari- the blog says something about mishka and ari is understandably angry, mishka just watches them with dazed eyes, chest swelling with warmth as they stand up for him
• when someone is flirting with their SO, who punches the flirter in the face? and who interrupts the flirter so they can make out?
ari- ari punches the guy in the face and mishka really shouldn’t find that so endearing, other times mishka shoves the flirter out of the way, tugging ari closer and pressing his lips against theirs until the guy gets the message and walks away
• who drags them off for fun in empty classrooms?
ari- they instigate it this time, manhandling a startled mishka through the doorway of the empty classroom
• who steals the other’s clothes?
both- it all starts with mishka stealing one of ari’s hoodies, he thinks he looks stupid, sleeves drooping past his knuckles but it’s comfortable and ari’s cologne clings to it so he really isn’t complaining
• who smuggles a stray animal onto campus? and who tries to convince them to Put That Thing Back Where It Came From™️?
ari- they bring home a stray kitten and mishka dislikes all animals over than his snake
• who tries to study? and who tries to distract them?
ari- they sit surrounded by books trying to study but mishka is very talented at being a good distraction
• who gets way too heated in debates? and who has to drag them away to calm down?
ari- they get riled up by this idiot they’re debating against so mishka drags them out of the class and into an empty room
• who spams the other’s phone with memes?
ari- they send mishka the most ridiculous memes they can find
• who uses cheesy pick up lines?
mishka- the sweeter ones make ari flush and mishka loves it
• who said ’ i love you’ first?
mishka- it’s said in the heat of the moment, chest heaving as the two of them argue before he blurts it out, fists clenched and cheeks red
• who gets covered in hickeys?
ari- mishka, he gets very carried away when it comes to ari
• who kisses the other during arguments?
ari- it catches mishka off guard but he’s all too eager to respond
• who always oversleeps in the mornings? and who has to wake them up for class?
mishka- he over sleeps on the occasions that he has nightmares, so ari wakes him up, voice soft and their hand carding though his hair as they slowly coax mishka awake