me writing: damn i haven’t felt genuine fear for my life in a minute how’s that part go again

found out today i’m the person with shitty veins nurses hate to try and take blood from. absolutely fucking typical

just watched paprika for the first time since i was a teenager. don’t fucking touch me

i smell bacon AND cinnamon who the fuck is having a picturesque sunday morning rn

finally saw whiplash and it’s officially one of my favorite movies ever. i could have watched seven more hours of those two men holding a room full of people hostage to engage in psychological warfare

love being an aunt tbh i called the saja boys from kpop demon hunters “the soju boys” just to piss off my nephew who def doesn’t even know what soju is and it worked

“breaking generational curses 🤪” bitch you created five new reasons to hate a motherfucker

jesus I’ve been too offline when did these settings change again