I Was Chosen.

I want a tattoo on my dick that says “i know, right?”

probably you can only get “ikr”

isn’t it weird to think that if you were raised differently, if you lived somewhere else, if you said yes to that boy who asked you out in eighth grade, or if you played a different sport your life would be completely different? One little thing, one little choice can change your entire life.

that feeling you get when someone texts you first is literally the best because youre like “wow you were actually thinking about me”

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

do rude people know they’re rude

No reason, just good times!