Untitled Drivel

But yeah, seriously, fuck this month.

This link is to a clip of me talking to TMZ about my days as an on line sex operator posing as a Penthouse Pet. This was in 1991, when the internet was only doctors and scientists, and we were given a large, heavy computer terminal with an 800 baud modem built in (dial-up now is 56,000 baud).  No images, no voice, just slow blinking text over a dark green screen. I was one of four guys who did this out of our dorm room at NYU. I got $12 an hour and used all the money to pay for my student films. It actually helped me learn how to write quickly, in character, at 100 words per minute.  I have to say, I really kept my customers satisfied.

(Clip is at 46:50) 

This movie is like the template for Glenn Beck.

I kinda like minivans, especially if they have those family stickers on the back.

uselesstwaddle:

crown this woman someone