washing machine heart

“Unhand me, you turnips!”

“I sort of accidentally made her think she was having a psychotic break.”

“You’re not even real!”

“All I see is a dude who can’t respect boundaries.”

“Dude, you’re tripping.”

“She’s been flapping her gums about him all over school.”

“I’m a pacifist. But, if you touch my hair again, we will throw hands!”

“Shut up, your face looks like beef jerky!”

“I’m just waiting for a friend, who’s a guy. He’ll be any moment.”

“You seem like a nice girl and my life is, shall we say, ‘complicated’.”

“I’m not sure who this friend is, but you shouldn’t have to wait around for anyone.”

“You bewitch me.”

“Well, friends don’t get to do this.”

“Do you see him?”

“I know. I know, I know.”

“He says that we have to be on the same spiritual wavelength.”

“We get it, you’re back. Now disappear again.”

“You’re still a bitch. Thank God.”

“When I said I wanted to hang out. This is not what I had in mind.”

“I spent a lot of time bettering myself over the summer, and I need you all to rise to my level. Now.”

“Where do you stand on Ewoks?”

“Terrible. I’m great. But everyone else? Terrible.”

“Oh, sorry. That is embarrassing. We haven’t met yet, have we?”

“We’re about to die. Figure something out.”

“I know how this looks.”

“This is what I get for assuming you’d send something amazing.”

“We’re gonna let the monsters fight.”

“This is a nergasm, not a plan.”

“Stupid, stupid, stupid!”

“I prefer to die with dignity.”

“Why’re you carrying a sword?!”

Introspection

👁‍🗨 - what is a secret that your muse hasn’t told or is hiding

💬 - for my muse to directly say a secret or confession

⚪ - what are small things that mean something to your muse

🔴 - what are bigger gestures that are important to your muse

👌 - what are some of your muses quirks?

💦 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re shy or nervous

💢 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re angry or sad

🙌 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re extremely happy

🤞 - what’s the most impulsive thing you can picture your muse doing

☠️ - does your muse fear death?

👻 - recall one or more times your muse has been the most scared or fearful

😠 - what is something or someone your muse has ever hated or hates

🏹 - would your muse ever kill and why

💢 - what would cause your muse to be annoyed

👍 - what are your muse’s good traits?

Flaws

👀 - is your muse prone to jealousy?

🖤 - can your muse be selfish?

❓ - can your muse be indecisive?

🙈 - can your muse be blindly loyal?

❌ - what would cause your muse to be petty or say something hurtful

🙊 - has your muse ever put their foot in their mouth?

💥 - is your muse reckless? or too cautious and paranoid?

🔷️ - is your muse good or bad at lying?

🤔 - is your muse cynical? naïve?

✋ - can your muse be rude or unfriendly?

🤝 - is your muse a people pleaser?

😔 - is your muse insecure?

🎭 - does your muse try really hard to compensate for something?

🤜 - is your muse overprotective? in-between? or not protective/concerned enough?