they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

you guys are all horny and stupid like cavemen

every text is a risky text when youre a dumbass who cant use words right

linguini from ratatouille is the most accurate representation of a broke millennial, like he has no idea what he wants to do with his life and has a shitty apartment and gets drunk and has intense anxiety and actually acknowledges how weird his situation is. like, he just found this rat that can cook and can somehow communicate and control his actions by pulling on his hair and that’s weird af, but fuck it he really needs this job so fine let the rat cook, he doesn’t even care how weird his life is anymore he just needs money.

why would anyone want to delete that caption it’s fucking gold

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im happy they worked it out

I will always reblog this.

Wtf chris

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.