do you ever get second hand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy

…….when will anything go as hard as ‘everytime we touch’ by cascada……such a bop…..changed a nation…..beatles who??? 

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

me sober: I’m shy me after tequila: I’m shy *my left thiddie hanging out of my top*

every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life

not 2 be ungrapefruit but……why i look like that……

jake gyllenhaal is my favorite celebrity because he’s so goddamn elusive and weird. he’s always in good movies and is a very good actor. he’s also extremely hot. but on the other hand he’s the guy New Yorkers spot wearing a birthday hat at a restaurant and buying ice cream sandwiches in bulk. he’s the guy Taylor swift wrote a near whole album about. and he’s not on any social media so I can’t confront him. honestly who is this man.

…….when will anything go as hard as ‘everytime we touch’ by cascada……such a bop…..changed a nation…..beatles who??? 

“Tips to prevent mood swings: avoid caffeine, alcohol and sugary foods” that’s me diet tho mate

Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean