Londoner

a relationship isn’t always 50/50. some days a person will struggle. you suck it up and pick up that 80/20 cus they need you. that’s love.

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

Give it to him

I’m mad he actually tried to throw his hands up back omfg. I hope she’s ok.

Shes been training or something, look at that form… she’s been preparing for a fucker to test her 

fuck I posted this a day late

Time is an illusion you fuck.

"It's so frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with others girl. Like you tell them they're cute and they go "awww thank you!" No no no I'm being gay with you. Homo intended. Dammit"