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President Biden... I've just learned that Microsoft Outlook is also being used by the Chinese Communist Party to spy on taxpaying American citizens please pass legislation to ban this dangerous software also while you still can

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

‪Outkast singing “If what they say is nothing lasts forever then what makes love the exception” in Hey Ya was too deep when it was released in 2003 and it’s still too deep today‬

i wasnt ready for that 

If you push your ass up against me while we’re cuddling I promise u won’t be getting sleep anytime soon

If I push my ass up against you while we’re cuddling I promise I don’t want sleep anytime soon

I sleep alone so if someone pushes their ass up against me there’s gonna be some problems

Do any of y'all know a good surgeon? Im tryna remove some ribs so I can eat my own pussy

I know a good priest.. I’ll have him hit you up

Never had a priest eat my pussy before

I’m listening

This has been in my queue for four months.

isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

elephants

blocked

camels

extra blocked

donkeys

ultra blocked

that dick

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