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I hate all of you

@unofficial-bender

I don’t know any of you yet but I promise I will hate you in time!

165 posts

unofficial-bender

Mar 8, 2022

Leela and Bender’s friendship

#polyam vibes I said it

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unofficial-bender

Apr 13, 2021

unofficial-mr-krabs

AND STAY OUT!!!! (He yells at plankton)

unofficial-plankton

Krabs, it wasn’t what it looked like! I swear I only love YOU!

unofficial-mr-krabs

No you don’t!!! You were hanging out with that sloozy BENDER!!!! (Crying) I know you liked me better as a robot! (Slams door before opening it again and throwing out Bender)

unofficial-bender

(Falls on his ass) YUHUHHR OUCH

unofficial-plankton

krabs I PROMISE it wasn’t what it looked like!

unofficial-mr-krabs

(Slams door, crying)

unofficial-plankton

OH MY POOR EUGENE.... this is all YOUR fault Bender!!!

unofficial-bender

Hey YOU’RE the one who called me over I just decided to come naked

unofficial-bender

Apr 13, 2021

unofficial-mr-krabs

AND STAY OUT!!!! (He yells at plankton)

unofficial-plankton

Krabs, it wasn’t what it looked like! I swear I only love YOU!

unofficial-mr-krabs

No you don’t!!! You were hanging out with that sloozy BENDER!!!! (Crying) I know you liked me better as a robot! (Slams door before opening it again and throwing out Bender)

unofficial-bender

(Falls on his ass) YUHUHHR OUCH

unofficial-bender

Oct 24, 2019

lostboywriteblr

Check out the LGBTQ+ Writers (allies allowed i GUESS 🙄) community on Discord - hang out with 14 other members and enjoy free voice and text

Hello! If you’re interested in joining an LGBTQ+ specific writing server, I have one up as of now! It’s pretty new and I’ve been considering it for a while! We have sprints, daily prompts, questions, a google classroom, and much, much more! Here’s the link if you’re interested! thank you!

unofficial-bender

Oct 15, 2019

PLEASE DO THIS

anonexistentfloof-deactivated-d

eyyy miu

hellsgardenofroses

So apparently im marrying my oc

unofficial-spongebob

OH NO

unofficial-bender

uh

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unofficial-bender

Oct 15, 2019

low-battery-paxton

and YOU

@mrs-tweedy-official

I love you ❤️

unofficial-bender

*gasps* MOM NO... you can’t LOVE MRS TWEEDY ?????

low-battery-paxton

Right... I don’t love her

I ADORE her

unofficial-bender

(He short circuits and passes out on the ground)

unofficial-bender

Oct 14, 2019

low-battery-paxton

and YOU

@mrs-tweedy-official

I love you ❤️

unofficial-bender

*gasps* MOM NO... you can’t LOVE MRS TWEEDY ?????

unofficial-bender

Oct 14, 2019

dr phil insults

Visit Original Link

@ollietheoneandonly

unofficial-bender

@low-battery-paxton

For grounding me

#me to all of you

unofficial-bender

Oct 13, 2019

unofficial-bender

HEY DUMBIE CHILD

If you don’t wanna be my sister so bad I WILL electrocute you BITCH *he tries to shove Donna in a pool but misses and tackles @low-battery-paxton into the pool*

low-battery-paxton

YOU’RE FUCKING

GROUNDED

unofficial-bender

bUT MOMMY I DIDNT MEAN TO

low-battery-paxton

*Gets electrocuted and mcfreaking drowns*

unofficial-bender

(He climbs out, dragging her body, still sparking himself before locking eyes with Donna) this is YOUR FUCKING FAULT (he picks her up and tosses her in the pool before going back to Paxton. He shakes her desperately trying to wake her) MOMMY PLEASE (he’s crying) please WAKE UP!!!!! Whose gonna walk my NINTENDOGS!!!!$

low-battery-paxton

[Cough couf]

...DON’T THROW YOUR FUCKING SISTER IN THE WATER! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!

unofficial-bender

Do you not remember when she threw me down the stairs and INTO A WASHER ??

low-battery-paxton

FINE! Throw me back into the water, you sTINKY!

unofficial-bender

nOOOOOO mommy I don’t want you to get hurt you have to stay out of the water!

unofficial-bender

Oct 13, 2019

unofficial-bender

HEY DUMBIE CHILD

If you don’t wanna be my sister so bad I WILL electrocute you BITCH *he tries to shove Donna in a pool but misses and tackles @low-battery-paxton into the pool*

low-battery-paxton

YOU’RE FUCKING

GROUNDED

unofficial-bender

bUT MOMMY I DIDNT MEAN TO

low-battery-paxton

*Gets electrocuted and mcfreaking drowns*

unofficial-bender

(He climbs out, dragging her body, still sparking himself before locking eyes with Donna) this is YOUR FUCKING FAULT (he picks her up and tosses her in the pool before going back to Paxton. He shakes her desperately trying to wake her) MOMMY PLEASE (he’s crying) please WAKE UP!!!!! Whose gonna walk my NINTENDOGS!!!!$

low-battery-paxton

[Cough couf]

...DON’T THROW YOUR FUCKING SISTER IN THE WATER! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!

unofficial-bender

Do you not remember when she threw me down the stairs and INTO A WASHER ??

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unofficial-bender

Oct 12, 2019

unofficial-bender

HEY DUMBIE CHILD

If you don’t wanna be my sister so bad I WILL electrocute you BITCH *he tries to shove Donna in a pool but misses and tackles @low-battery-paxton into the pool*

low-battery-paxton

YOU’RE FUCKING

GROUNDED

unofficial-bender

bUT MOMMY I DIDNT MEAN TO

low-battery-paxton

*Gets electrocuted and mcfreaking drowns*

unofficial-bender

(He climbs out, dragging her body, still sparking himself before locking eyes with Donna) this is YOUR FUCKING FAULT (he picks her up and tosses her in the pool before going back to Paxton. He shakes her desperately trying to wake her) MOMMY PLEASE (he’s crying) please WAKE UP!!!!! Whose gonna walk my NINTENDOGS!!!!$

unofficial-bender

Oct 12, 2019

unofficial-bender

HEY DUMBIE CHILD

If you don’t wanna be my sister so bad I WILL electrocute you BITCH *he tries to shove Donna in a pool but misses and tackles @low-battery-paxton into the pool*

low-battery-paxton

YOU’RE FUCKING

GROUNDED

unofficial-bender

bUT MOMMY I DIDNT MEAN TO

unofficial-bender

Oct 12, 2019

HEY DUMBIE CHILD

If you don’t wanna be my sister so bad I WILL electrocute you BITCH *he tries to shove Donna in a pool but misses and tackles @low-battery-paxton into the pool*

#official bender #officialverse

unofficial-bender

Oct 5, 2019

donna-chantilly-official

Hmmm

I’ve decided that

I don’t like you

unofficial-bender

Who the hell are you talking to? Me?

donna-chantilly-official

Yes

unofficial-bender

WHAT

But... why..? We’re supposed to be FAMILY now... you’re supposed to be my little sister and I’m supposed to be your cool older brother..

donna-chantilly-official

Well you aren’t cool you’re a DUMBIE and you smell liked a spoiled pumpkin spice latte! Oh, and also?

You’re not a brother to me

unofficial-bender

BUT... but why not????

donna-chantilly-official

Because until my Dad and Papa come and find me, PAC-MAN the cottage cheese smelling sales woman has to be my mom... and my only sibling is my little sister who isn’t here either so I don’t like you!

Pacman can only have one kid and it’s gonna be me, bitch! (She picks him up and starts tying him up)

unofficial-bender

Sister I don’t like this game anymore

donna-chantilly-official

I don’t care and I’m not your sister! (She puts him in a laundry basket)

unofficial-bender

SIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING... don’t put me in the washer!!!!! What if I get electrocuted??? That could kill me!!!!

donna-chantilly-official

I was just going to push you down the stairs until you passed out but that’s a great idea! But first...

(She kicks the laundry basket down the stairs full force, sending him flying)

unofficial-bender

(Hes flying through the air) AAAAAAAAAAAA

(He slams into the wall and starts feeling tired)

donna-chantilly-official

Now... where did you put that tapeworm

unofficial-bender

(He gasps) oh no.. don’t hurt my little brother Broccoli!

He’s innocent! (The tapeworm wiggles out of his chest plate curiously)

unofficial-broccoli-the-tapeworm

donna-chantilly-official

Stop looking at me like that

unofficial-broccoli-the-tapeworm

donna-chantilly-official

STOP! I mean it!

unofficial-broccoli-the-tapeworm

donna-chantilly-official

THATS IT!

(She eats him)

unofficial-bender

nOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU EAT HIM HE WAS A GOOD WORM

(Hes crying profusely) my little brother... NOOOO...

donna-chantilly-official

Shut up STINKY BOY... it’s time I put you in the WASHER

unofficial-bender

NOOO PLEASE DONT

donna-chantilly-official

Oh wait... I don’t feel so good...

(She clutches her stomach in pain)

unofficial-bender

Ohhh I know what we need!

MOMMMMMYYYYY (he yells for @low-battery-paxton )

low-battery-paxton

Yeye?

:))

unofficial-bender

Mommy the weird robot girl ATE my tapeworm BROTHER and now she’s SICK and probably going to PUKE

low-battery-paxton

Tapewomr?

OC yebij mybwa!

:))

unofficial-broccoli-the-tapeworm

(He wiggles out onto her shoulder, staring at Donna)

low-battery-paxton

He’s rhenbs gere!

unofficial-bender

Oh... well... can yo untie me anyways? She pushed me down the stairs and was trying to put me in the washer Mommy :(

unofficial-bender

Oct 5, 2019

donna-chantilly-official

Hmmm

I’ve decided that

I don’t like you

unofficial-bender

Who the hell are you talking to? Me?

donna-chantilly-official

Yes

unofficial-bender

WHAT

But... why..? We’re supposed to be FAMILY now... you’re supposed to be my little sister and I’m supposed to be your cool older brother..

donna-chantilly-official

Well you aren’t cool you’re a DUMBIE and you smell liked a spoiled pumpkin spice latte! Oh, and also?

You’re not a brother to me

unofficial-bender

BUT... but why not????

donna-chantilly-official

Because until my Dad and Papa come and find me, PAC-MAN the cottage cheese smelling sales woman has to be my mom... and my only sibling is my little sister who isn’t here either so I don’t like you!

Pacman can only have one kid and it’s gonna be me, bitch! (She picks him up and starts tying him up)

unofficial-bender

Sister I don’t like this game anymore

donna-chantilly-official

I don’t care and I’m not your sister! (She puts him in a laundry basket)

unofficial-bender

SIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING... don’t put me in the washer!!!!! What if I get electrocuted??? That could kill me!!!!

donna-chantilly-official

I was just going to push you down the stairs until you passed out but that’s a great idea! But first...

(She kicks the laundry basket down the stairs full force, sending him flying)

unofficial-bender

(Hes flying through the air) AAAAAAAAAAAA

(He slams into the wall and starts feeling tired)

donna-chantilly-official

Now... where did you put that tapeworm

unofficial-bender

(He gasps) oh no.. don’t hurt my little brother Broccoli!

He’s innocent! (The tapeworm wiggles out of his chest plate curiously)

unofficial-broccoli-the-tapeworm

donna-chantilly-official

Stop looking at me like that

unofficial-broccoli-the-tapeworm

donna-chantilly-official

STOP! I mean it!

unofficial-broccoli-the-tapeworm

donna-chantilly-official

THATS IT!

(She eats him)

unofficial-bender

nOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU EAT HIM HE WAS A GOOD WORM

(Hes crying profusely) my little brother... NOOOO...

donna-chantilly-official

Shut up STINKY BOY... it’s time I put you in the WASHER

unofficial-bender

NOOO PLEASE DONT

donna-chantilly-official

Oh wait... I don’t feel so good...

(She clutches her stomach in pain)

unofficial-bender

Ohhh I know what we need!

MOMMMMMYYYYY (he yells for @low-battery-paxton )

low-battery-paxton

Yeye?

:))

unofficial-bender

Mommy the weird robot girl ATE my tapeworm BROTHER and now she’s SICK and probably going to PUKE

low-battery-paxton

Tapewomr?

OC yebij mybwa!

:))

unofficial-broccoli-the-tapeworm

(He wiggles out onto her shoulder, staring at Donna)

unofficial-bender

But.. but... how..??

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unofficial-bender

Oct 5, 2019

donna-chantilly-official

Hmmm

I’ve decided that

I don’t like you

unofficial-bender

Who the hell are you talking to? Me?

donna-chantilly-official

Yes

unofficial-bender

WHAT

But... why..? We’re supposed to be FAMILY now... you’re supposed to be my little sister and I’m supposed to be your cool older brother..

donna-chantilly-official

Well you aren’t cool you’re a DUMBIE and you smell liked a spoiled pumpkin spice latte! Oh, and also?

You’re not a brother to me

unofficial-bender

BUT... but why not????

donna-chantilly-official

Because until my Dad and Papa come and find me, PAC-MAN the cottage cheese smelling sales woman has to be my mom... and my only sibling is my little sister who isn’t here either so I don’t like you!

Pacman can only have one kid and it’s gonna be me, bitch! (She picks him up and starts tying him up)

unofficial-bender

Sister I don’t like this game anymore

donna-chantilly-official

I don’t care and I’m not your sister! (She puts him in a laundry basket)

unofficial-bender

SIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING... don’t put me in the washer!!!!! What if I get electrocuted??? That could kill me!!!!

donna-chantilly-official

I was just going to push you down the stairs until you passed out but that’s a great idea! But first...

(She kicks the laundry basket down the stairs full force, sending him flying)

unofficial-bender

(Hes flying through the air) AAAAAAAAAAAA

(He slams into the wall and starts feeling tired)

donna-chantilly-official

Now... where did you put that tapeworm

unofficial-bender

(He gasps) oh no.. don’t hurt my little brother Broccoli!

He’s innocent! (The tapeworm wiggles out of his chest plate curiously)

unofficial-broccoli-the-tapeworm

donna-chantilly-official

Stop looking at me like that

unofficial-broccoli-the-tapeworm

donna-chantilly-official

STOP! I mean it!

unofficial-broccoli-the-tapeworm

donna-chantilly-official

THATS IT!

(She eats him)

unofficial-bender

nOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU EAT HIM HE WAS A GOOD WORM

(Hes crying profusely) my little brother... NOOOO...

donna-chantilly-official

Shut up STINKY BOY... it’s time I put you in the WASHER

unofficial-bender

NOOO PLEASE DONT

donna-chantilly-official

Oh wait... I don’t feel so good...

(She clutches her stomach in pain)

unofficial-bender

Ohhh I know what we need!

MOMMMMMYYYYY (he yells for @low-battery-paxton )

low-battery-paxton

Yeye?

:))

unofficial-bender

Mommy the weird robot girl ATE my tapeworm BROTHER and now she’s SICK and probably going to PUKE

unofficial-bender

Oct 5, 2019

donna-chantilly-official

Hmmm

I’ve decided that

I don’t like you

unofficial-bender

Who the hell are you talking to? Me?

donna-chantilly-official

Yes

unofficial-bender

WHAT

But... why..? We’re supposed to be FAMILY now... you’re supposed to be my little sister and I’m supposed to be your cool older brother..

donna-chantilly-official

Well you aren’t cool you’re a DUMBIE and you smell liked a spoiled pumpkin spice latte! Oh, and also?

You’re not a brother to me

unofficial-bender

BUT... but why not????

donna-chantilly-official

Because until my Dad and Papa come and find me, PAC-MAN the cottage cheese smelling sales woman has to be my mom... and my only sibling is my little sister who isn’t here either so I don’t like you!

Pacman can only have one kid and it’s gonna be me, bitch! (She picks him up and starts tying him up)

unofficial-bender

Sister I don’t like this game anymore

donna-chantilly-official

I don’t care and I’m not your sister! (She puts him in a laundry basket)

unofficial-bender

SIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING... don’t put me in the washer!!!!! What if I get electrocuted??? That could kill me!!!!

donna-chantilly-official

I was just going to push you down the stairs until you passed out but that’s a great idea! But first...

(She kicks the laundry basket down the stairs full force, sending him flying)

unofficial-bender

(Hes flying through the air) AAAAAAAAAAAA

(He slams into the wall and starts feeling tired)

donna-chantilly-official

Now... where did you put that tapeworm

unofficial-bender

(He gasps) oh no.. don’t hurt my little brother Broccoli!

He’s innocent! (The tapeworm wiggles out of his chest plate curiously)

unofficial-broccoli-the-tapeworm

donna-chantilly-official

Stop looking at me like that

unofficial-broccoli-the-tapeworm

donna-chantilly-official

STOP! I mean it!

unofficial-broccoli-the-tapeworm

donna-chantilly-official

THATS IT!

(She eats him)

unofficial-bender

nOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU EAT HIM HE WAS A GOOD WORM

(Hes crying profusely) my little brother... NOOOO...

donna-chantilly-official

Shut up STINKY BOY... it’s time I put you in the WASHER

unofficial-bender

NOOO PLEASE DONT

donna-chantilly-official

Oh wait... I don’t feel so good...

(She clutches her stomach in pain)

unofficial-bender

Ohhh I know what we need!

MOMMMMMYYYYY (he yells for @low-battery-paxton )

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