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petplay except i have rabies so you have to euthanize me

they invented a new kind of jerking off called groping your bruises and whimpering

this may be my age showing but I am a passionate supporter of wires. earbuds? put a leash on those things. wireless keyboard? no, it needs to hold hands with the computer. the ps5 controller I forgot to charge has the staying power of a wealthy nonagenarian with a much younger wife and 14 life insurance policies, but the controller plugged into my pc? that baby will outlive my bloodline. my ethernet cable is like a son to me.

i’m so fucking pissed off i don’t have a dick to jerk off you don’t get it. i literally be thrusting my hips into my closed fist w nothing there. i wish i had a dick so bad

misha collins is going to come out as bi again

again?? did he rescind it???

yeah sorry i need to be touched inappropriately or i die

I think a car should be able to heal from its injuries. Its a living thing.

i love you transgender internet perverts thank you for existing. if it weren’t for transgender internet perverts i’d have thought i was an unloveable freak forever

a tgirl’s a-cups are plenty to grope and be perverted about. anyone with a warrior’s spirit can recognize this.

just got a new pin that says "hole" and I hope that people understand that I am the hole and not that I like hole (both is true)

it's going next to my "bully me and I'll cum" pin btw