saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

i want this man in my inventory

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

i hope this email kills us both instantly

put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve

oh the dreaddddddd the dread everybody the dread? you know the dread?

*shaking, covered in blood and dirt, dark circles under my wide and crazed eyes* i can be normal about the media i like

this was not an emo yearning post!!! this was about the reality in which trump was dead!

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus