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Reiji Sakamaki CG hc's that are way too self-indulgent for their own good
Under the cut bc there's a lot
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- Before anything else, this man makes the absolute best little snacks <3. Sliced carrots with homemade dressing, fruit salad made just the Right Way (™), and INCREDIBLY gourmet chicken nuggets he buys whole and fresh, then grinds and bakes himself. He's even seasoned the breading, and it all has so much flavor you don't need any dipping sauce, and he gets offended if you ask for it.
- Sitting in front of the TV and doing absolutely nothing is an absolutely horrendous waste of time in his eyes, even when you're regressed. You must be learning something, or at the very least, not dumbing down your mind.
- This man LOVES teaching you things. Usually, he finds it annoying to have to explain simple concepts over and over again (even if his version of simple is different than a human's), but when you're regressed it's different. He just finds it so cute to sit down and teach you basic things you either already know but haven't gone over in a while, or things so below your grade level you can pick it up pretty quickly.
- Eventually, once he finds out that your regression is a continuous thing and not just one time, he starts going full Homeschool mom and sets you up a whole ass curriculum. "If you find yourself regressed while in this household, you must come to me and I will help you with your assigned studies."
- He makes it fun though, way too fun for homeworks sake. Half the time it doesn't feel like you're doing any work at all. He's surprisingly good at making games out of educational lessons. Even with the science/chemistry, where you're a bit ahead (since that's what he deems "most important" to learn, lol) he's just so passionate about the subject and knows it so thoroughly inside and out, it's really easy to understand (he somehow always knows the best way to explain things, and if that doesn't work, he has five other ways of saying the same thing. Inevitably, one of them makes sense).
- You actually find he's more willing to teach you about your experiments in ways you can understand than when you're not regressed. He'll sit you on his lap and flip through his book, and explain in concepts he knows he's already taught you.
- Chores chores chores! This man loves his chores. You're probably already doing tasks for him all the time if you're with him, but that doesn't end if you regress. Instead, he gives you things that are easier to do, like wiping things down, or sweeping.
- You guys 1000% keep a chore chart together, and it is the brightest, messiest, most nonsensical thing, but it makes sense to the both of you, and it has lots of gold stars on it, so it doesn't matter. It was created that way because Reiji assigned you the task of making it, and he said "make sure it is understandable" just a little bit too harshly. So you made it the least understandable chart ever. Once he saw that, he claimed he would punish you. In a dramatic show that he was in charge, he stormed into your little space room, dramatically pulled out a box you kept your coloring books in, and took out your least favorite one. For a full 24 hours! How dare he!
- Then he brought out a plate of lettuce leaves and you snacked on them while you explained the backwards logic of the chart.
- Your regression room!! You have a room in the Sakamaki household just for being regressed. It is the only space you don't have to have 100% organized and color coded and dust free, although you can't leave food in there if you're not eating it. It's filled to the brim with activity books, stuffed animals of the highest quality (they've all been put through the dryer with a very nice smelling softening sheet), and all of your homeschool stuff <3
- The nicknames he has for you are: Princess, sweetheart, rabbit, and most commonly, Belle, because she's your favorite princess. You and him watched Beauty and the Beast on a special occasion (you double convinced him by saying it reminded you of you and him) and he had a lot of very nitpicky things to say. But that just meant he was paying close attention, because he knew it was your favorite, and he called you Belle from then on, and even got you a pretty yellow nightgown.
- He calls you "child" if you're in trouble lol
- You call him "Mister Reiji," or "Professor" if you're in class. He finds both to be adorable.
- He's more playful with you when you're regressed, so you play a lot of imagination games. You somehow, by your improvisation or his, always end up being some kind of princess. It becomes an inside joke between you two, and you both will rue the day you don't magically become one.
- Also he brushes your hair really soft and nice and it's just super calming <3
Axl is such a regressor! I see it! It's like, totally a thing, I ABSOLUTELY swear! Warnings for: Hiding Regression, coming out, vent regression
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It started out with a personal moment between friends. He and his buds escaped to Darrin's house to stay the night. (Which was NOT, by the way, a parental-approved sleepover. They were gonna play video games, and talk about chicks or somethin'.)
But it was just as the clock struck midnight, after a particularly heated Mario Party game and a particularly deep discussion, when Axl just went *off.*
Could he really just not do enough for his family?? He missed the days when they were just proud of him all the time. "I could kick down a bucket and they'd go *'ohh, look! What a strong boy our little Axl is!'* Now it's all, *uuh, pick up your socks, Axl. Do better in school, Axl.'* I wish they'd just get off my FREAKIN' back!"
"...That sucks, dude." Darrin replied sympathetically, if not somewhat unhelpfully.
If it was any other time, and any other place, Axl would have played it off. But this was midnight, and he was with his boys... So, well... He cried. Normal, tough guy tears. Not like how those lameos in the movie do it. Both his friends put a comforting hand on him. It helped.
And they stayed like that for a bit, Sean and Derrin passing worried glances. Until Sean Donahue, wise, educated Mister Donahue (or just Sean, because "Mister Donohue" was his father) decided to speak up. His family was educated on matters of the heart, so he had *an* idea of what to say.
"I think... This is your inner child crying out, Axl. You really have to make sure you heal that part of you. It's an important part of human growth and development."
Ignoring all the nerd, lame, science stuff, maybe his friend had a point.
Regressing doesn't really change Axl. He doesn't really become a different person when he regresses. He doesn't baby talk, he doesn't walk around with a rattle and a pacifier. Honestly, at the start? All he really did was play basketball. It was what he remembered most from his childhood; Games with his dad.
And anything that *does* change when his mindset shifts? Especially near the start, he tries to hide that part of him like crazy. Even the slight mention of anything childish from anyone at all, (mostly Sue) would get a flurry of, "GOD, no! That's so stupid! Get that out of my face, ugh!"
Outside of that, though, he tends to get quieter. And a lot more sensitive. The little things get to him easier, like when his dad assumes something is his fault, or his mom thinks he did something she didn't like on purpose.
A while into his time regressing, he really wanted a coloring book. Just like, one of the cool ones - and not really to *color* in, just one he can mess up and tear apart and whatever.
It became an entire Oceans 11 mission. Darrin had to stalk into a Dollar Tree and pretend to be a teen dad, while Sean went the opposite direction to get a package of crayons for an "art project." Axl stayed watch, dressed in a large black hoodie (although it didn't help that it was so big and comfy and made him feel like a little kid).
Darrin ended up picking out a book filled with racecars, which was lame because Axl wanted one with dinosaurs. The book ended up growing on him though; It would become something of a comfort item, and an integral part of his regression. The car lines were too small to color well in, so he would just scribble all over the pages.
Huge messes ended up being a part of his regression, too! They were fun to make! He'd color, and then rip out the page and throw it, just, somewhere else!
The first person to find out about his hobby was Brick. Which, as a roommate, could be more understanding at times than Axl gave him credit for. Brick said the topic didn't interest him and then walked away. Easy as that.
His mom was (somewhat) understanding, too. "You already act like a child, so what's the big deal?" Sharing that he regressed because he had to fix the inner child that *she* broke, wasn't exactly on Axl's to-do list.
He REALLY downplayed the whole thing with Sue, and STILL she insisted to get on his nerves. She was all namby-pamby and excited that her "little brother" Axl (gross) was an artist! She tried to drag him into childish activities he didn't care about. No, he's *not* going to decorate *anything* with pink, frilly sparkles, thank you, very much.
He tried to keep it from his dad as long as he could. His dad was someone he kinda, maybe, really, *respected*, a little bit.
One night, he and his dad were playing a game of basketball. They were taking turns throwing shots, when, out of nowhere, his dad brought up, "hey, so your mom said you like kid stuff now. What's that all about?" No judgment. Just clarification.
He'd been mentally preparing for this moment. As coolly as possible, "yeah, Sean said it would like, heal my inner child or sumthin', " he tested, spinning the ball in one hand and taking another shot.
"Leave it to the Donahue's to go spreading all their mental health crap," came the neutral, slightly joking response. "What's wrong with your inner child?"
And... Axl explained all the stuff he'd said to his friends, months earlier. That things were different now. That he was nobody's favorite. That he tried, he really did, but none of his effort could overlook the overwhelmingly observed bad.
A long silence passed. Axl had nearly reached tears. And then his dad, in his Mike Heck, study, dependable kind of way, *apologized.* "Yeah, we kinda messed up as parents, didn't we."
It was all Axl needed to hear. "Yeah, ya kinda did."
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