woe to the hand

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓

calling tony castro on the telephone like hi tony castro it's me your friend unleavablemp3 again hope you're well. just wondering if you've ever considered a time loop scenario ... ? yes a time loop scenario. like groundhog day. i imagine it might take place on mickey mantle day at yankee stadium june 8 1969... mmhm. joe would be stuck in the loop. right. and he has to learn a lesson to get out of the loop. right. please feel free to write any of this down. i will wait for you to get a pen

self-insert scenario in which tony castro and i go back in time to save mickey from stepping in that drainpipe and as a result there is some butterfly effect situation where if mickey does not ruin his knee in 1951 the end result is total societal collapse and perhaps nuclear armageddon and then tony castro and i am forced to sacrifice him. like a sad-eyed lamb to slaughter

today i found out something so absolutely world-stopping and life-changing that i struggle now to even put it into words. tony castro -- author, visionary and famed mickey mantle biographer whose oeuvre includes works such as "mickey mantle america's prodigal son" and "dimag & mick: sibling rivals, yankee blood brothers" -- has written/is planning to write/is imagining somewhere in his beautiful mind a new production called I LOVE MICKEY THE MUSICAL offering an ALTERNATIVE HISTORY where MARILYN MONROE doesn't fall for JOE DIMAGGIO but INSTEAD falls for, yes, you guessed it!!!!! his YOUNGER AND BLONDER SUCCESSOR !!!! MICKEY MANTLE !!!! and yes there IS a website and it is absolutely nonsensical and entirely made up of AI-generated content. the cast of characters includes TED WILLIAMS and he sings a song called MY NAME IS TED FUCKING WILLIAMS

its always that deep, except when it isn't, and then sometimes when it isn't; it is. you understand.

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.