101 Fanfictions that you can't not read
101 Fanfictions that you can't not read... though this number may change ;)
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1. You can call me Al bySkintightsocks
Authors Summary: "We were supposed to get each other laid, and now all you want to do is watch Rom-Coms and cuddle on my couch." AKA: Chris and Darren decide to be each other's wingmen, and it doesn't go well.
Best Bit:Â "You got laid," Lea says, swiveling around in her chair. "You totally got laid." "I totally did get laid," Darren says happily, holding his hand up to Lea for a high five. "You're welcome, by the way," Chris says pointedly. "Wait, what?" Lea says, her eyes going wide. "Did you two do it?" "Shit, who had this week in the pool?" Mark asks, patting his pockets and pulling out his phone. "Gross, Lea," Chris says. "We did not have sex, I just picked up a girl for him after he failed miserably at doing it himself."
2. On the line byIcedwhitemocha
Author Summary: Kurt and Blaine discover the joys of sexting and phonesex in the week before they lose their virginities. Best Bit: From Kurt Can I see your ass?
From Blaine oh
From Kurt Oh?
From Blaine not a bad oh! I just assumedâŚwell, letâs just say you almost just got a surprise picture of something else.Â
Kurt couldnât help but laugh at that. He certainly wouldnât be upset with a picture of â god, any part of Blaine, and it was comforting to see that he wasnât the only one who was maybe a little wound up, he thought, giving his half-hard dick a quick squeeze through his pajama pants. But right now, his focus was very much on his boyfriendâs smoking hot ass, and damn, Kurt wanted to see it.
3. Gravity Thou Art A Heartless Bitch byNasonexyouswine
Author Summary: Darren and Chris are friends. Like really good friends. And good friends can have sex every now and again without it meaning anything right? Right?
Best Bit: âJust one more thing before we forget it ever happenedâ Chris says. âThis canât happen again Darren.â
Darren nods, slightly shame faced.
âNever again.â
*
The second time it happened is even hazier in Chrisâ mind. Â Â
4. Can't tell you what I learned; I could tell you a story or two byTwentysomething
Author Summary: "The whole thing would be a lot more unbearable if his TA wasn't absolutely gorgeous. As it is, Professor Schuester and his collection of extremely ill-advised vests pontificate earnestly about Gregorian chants and Kurt watches Blaine out of the corner of his eye."
Best Bit: "Hey, you're in Professor S's history class, right? I'm your TA, Blaine," he greets, pausing to order a medium drip, and seriously, who is this guy. "Kurt. Hummel." Kurt adds belatedly, congratulating himself on his starring role in "Tongue-Tied Around Hot Guys: A One Man Failure".
5. For which I have to howl byEmilianaDarling
Author Summary: Werewolf AU. Tension is rising in the pack, and having the very-human Kurt Hummel come to visit his brother and boyfriend is putting a strain on everyone. Having Blaine and Kurt mate should help the problem, but the process proves to be more complicated â both physically and emotionally â than either of them could have imagined.
Best Bit: âHey!â snarls Finn, glaring at the hulking boy in front of him. âThatâs my brother youâre talking about!â
âPlease,â sneers Dave, lip twisting unpleasantly. âIf you think that slip of a thing is still family now that youâre so much more than human, Hudson, youâre dreaming. Heâs a fucktoy at best, and dinner at worst.â
âDonât you dare â!â
6. Sex Education by Beautifulwhatsyourhurry
Author Summary: Kurt decides he wants to be a little more informed on all this sex stuff. Blaine, as a nice, thoughtful friend, offers to teach him. Hands on.
Best Bit: "âŚWe're really good friends, right?"
Duh.
"I like to think so," Kurt says slowly. "Why?"
"Let's make a deal."
Uh oh.
"What do you mean?" Kurt asks, narrowing his gaze.
"I'll show you."
"âŚWhat?"
"I'll show you. What it's all about. Sex, I mean. Kissing and all that."
7. Carry that weight by Hedgerose / Polarbearutopia
Author Summary: When Blaine's friend Susan drags him to an American Idol audition, he's not even trying to get past the first round-- much less into the top ten. And after getting through Disco Week, avoiding the media, and dealing with his very absent parents, Blaine's not sure he even wants to win-- although falling in love might make up for a lot of that. And maybe, just maybe, he can win this thing.
Best Bit: "We're singing âDon't You Want Me,'" Rachel announces.
The woman raises her hand timidly. "Do, um, we get a say in this?"
Rachel glares at her, and the woman slowly lowers her hand.
"I, naturally, will sing the biggest portion of the lead. Following the rules of the competition, I have to let the rest of you sing some of the song. Tenors, you'll be alternating the male verses of the song; soprano, you'll sing the parts that don't really matter to the integrity of the song."
"Woah, Rachel-- if we're going to be a group, shouldn't we actually, I don't know, talk about things first?" Blaine's happy to have a group, but he's not sure he wants to be in one with her.
8. Can't take my eyes off you by Admiller
Author Summary: Blaine's been in love with Kurt since freshman year, problem is, Kurt's his best friend. He's managed to hide it for over three years but everything changes the moment Kurt vows to help him find someone to lose his virginity to. Cheerio!Kurt/Nerd!Blaine.
Best Bit: Blaine tried to keep his focus on the road, ignoring the sounds coming from the back seat of his car and trying not to look at the rearview mirror. He gripped the steering wheel painfully tight, hands shaking a little as he heard Kurt groan softly.
"Jason."
Blaine couldn't stop his eyes from flicking to the mirror as he merged lanes, his legs going weak at the sight of Kurt's head thrown back against the headrest as Jason sucked on the side of his neck. Blaine couldn't see his hands but he could guess easily where they were if the quiet whimpers Kurt was making were any indication.
He remembered the first time Kurt and Jason had been intimate together in the same room as him over the summer. They'd been watching a movie together and Blaine had half-dozed only to wake up curled up on one side of the couch, which was rocking gently each time Kurt ground his hips down into Jason's lap, loud, wet smacks reaching his ears as they kissed each other greedily.
Blaine had pretended to be asleep, staring at the glowing blue television screen and trying to block out the sounds even as hot tears slipped down his cheeks and soaked his pillow. He'd had to bite his lip hard when Kurt let out a shuddering moan into the darkness, quiet but still clearly audible.
9. And I wonder, are you putting us under? by Colffrey
Best Bit:âSeriously, how is it that youâve gotten laid?â Kurt lies across Blaineâs bed, absently flicking his lighter on and off. âCan I smoke in here?â he asks as an afterthought.
Blaine looks up from his desk, a calculus book propped open in front of him. âJealous, Hummel?â He frowns, noticing the lighter. âJust⌠try not to light my bed on fire, okay?â
âYeah, whatever.â Kurt pulls out a half-empty pack of cigarettes and holds one in between his lips while he lights it. Taking a drag, he folds his arms behind his head and closes his eyes. âIf I look up, am I going to see a Battlestar Galactica poster above your bed?
10. Blaine Finds Out by SkeletonDance
Best Bit: Kurt stood rigid, his shoulders hunched defensively, his arms tightly-crossed in front of him. "I've got my period." Blaine stared at him, certain heâs misheard. "What?" he said after a pause. "Youâveâ" He opened and closed his mouth. "Youâve got yourâŚ?" He took a step back. Kurt didnât move, stood hunched there, his head averted. Blaine considered his face in profile, then, before he could stop himself, his eyes were darting down at the other boyâs crotch. The way Kurtâs thighs were pressed tight, the cream fabric of his pants was bunched between his thighs, concealing the stain.
11. Sweat by Nellie12
Author Summary: Kurt was having a bad day until he found badboy!Blaine in the boy's locker room, furiously swinging at the school's punching bag. Sweat shouldn't be so attractive. They talk and get to know each other really, really well.
Best Bit: "No," Blaine shook his head, "Awkward would be if I started jerking off like I usually do at this time."
Kurt's face turned extremely red as he rolled his eyes. "I can't with you."
He heard a moan a couple seconds later and he whipped his head around finding something he didn't think he was ready to see.
Blaine's eyes were closed and his lips were parted as he threw his head back, right arm moving in a steady forward motion.
"Blaine!"
"Kuuuurt,"
Kurt blushed. This was not happening. "Blaine, stop that!"
