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look at my villains dawg 💀

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#vcraftenchanted #omillust #Akurylic #RoyChiArt #ラ久我キ #kaepix #Lunography #YaminoArt #knights of ars #i love minecraft #and i love roleplay #i love minecraft roleplay #look at the sillies #heart emoji #realized i posted this on twt and tt but not here 💔#unjorts #unjorts art

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chaoticneutralwife

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

readysetjo

This post is a zombie. 🧟‍♀️ Pick one of the answers to see if you were bit or not. (There are 5 bite results out of 12 under the cut.) Best of luck. My deadeye is awaiting to meet any infected at the entrance of camp.

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Voting ended on11h

A. Zombie bit you! 🧟

B. Safe

C. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♀️

D. Safe

E. Safe

F. Safe

G. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♂️

H. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♀️

I. Safe

J. Safe

K. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♂️

L. Safe

#damn.#bit by a zombie....... unfortch #unsurprising outcome im ngl #tumblr polls

unjorts

spider in the room but instead of relocating the spider i relocate my entire body instead

unjorts

it's been like forty minutes…….. do you think it would kill me if i get back in bed or…………………..

#unjorts #unjortsposting #im so sleepy and this office chair i'm sitting on is hurting my ass lmao #this is MY underwhelming and incredibly mundane spider-man origin story /j #gets bit in their sleep and genuinely just dies too #(i researched the spider on the bed it's not venomous at all)#(a bite from it will swell at most and go away after a couple days)

spider in the room but instead of relocating the spider i relocate my entire body instead

#it's on the bed. it's not my bed anymore. it's the spider's bed now.#i'm not even afraid of spiders by themselves.. it's just the way it kept moving towards me at a very rapid pace that freaked me out #i'm soooooo sleepy too which is the unfortunate thing about this all #how am i meant to live laugh love in these conditions even #unjorts #unjortsposting

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a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

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bad

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I don't play games/results

Voting ended onAug 11

Soma 😔

#going good i'd hope !!#the mermaid mask !! point and click murder mystery game !! highly recommend c:#plot relevant unjorts....... i fear i would be misinformation central #not out of malice or anything i just straight up will mishear/misremember Everything #also i love the ocean (in theory) and tiny living spaces however comma i do have a slight bit of thalassophobia #my ass would NOT do well on a submarine #tumblr polls

man,, i kinda wish my everything didn't hurt all the time. wouldn't that be nice. :c

save me food poisoning period cramp laios gif. save me.

#unjorts #unjortsposting #it's mainly my bones that hurt tbh for like no reason too #long over-exaggerated theatrical sigh #this is probably because im not pure of heart :( /jest #unserious post i just wanted to complain lol #entirely unrelated emotional support gif under the cut i just miss dunmeshi lowk i should reread it

been poking around this account again recently...... i should redecorate 💭 (says the guy that's been soooooo overwhelmingly artblocked for since forever and always)

#unjorts #unjortsposting #i want to draw again ough #why couldn't i get the “i'll draw everything” kind of hyperfixation instead of the “i will watch everything and do nothing about it” kind #ok not necessarily do nothing bc i Think about it a lot and look at other people's thoughts about it and such but like #i wish i could create smth out of it is all #but also like time and life and chronic illness or whatever #turns out it's pretty difficult to have creative thoughts when you barely get enough oxygen in the brain as of recent #call me a vampire the way i need more blood in me haha (least original chronic anemia haver joke btw)

unjorts

finding out through tiktok of all places that there's a local theatre production of starkid's npmd......... and it's one night only................... and you can only buy the tickets day of.................................... i'm having thoughts. terrible terrible thoughts.

unjorts

STOPPPP the fomo is hitting so bad i just saw clips of it and it looked so good :(

#unjorts #unjortsposting #is fomo even the proper term anymore if it's not necessary a fear of missing out rather a deep sadness that i missed it entirely #but also the day it happened i wouldn't have been able to go anyway bc there was a massive storm #and i personally am not built to brave that kind of weather unless absolutely necessary #sighhhhhh guess i'll catch the next one (there won't be a next one)#/ref #i'm devastated #a million sad emojis #:(

sally-spears

(Image made by @oneiikin)

#detective grimoire #the mermaid mask #por que no los dos?#(my country is still heavily affected by the bullshittery that goes on over there like genuinely fuck that place)#anyway guys it's soming out in a few days !! i'm so excited !! yibbee !!!!

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nlog-sama

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

#im crying #i've never seen love island either #but the mental image this paints is enough to understand #lmaoooo

right sooooo perhaps drinking two cups of coffee on a nearly empty stomach was a terrible idea,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

#unjorts #unjortsposting #maybe i DO need to be put down.#taken out back and put out of my misery #/jest #no but drinking that much caffeine really has fucked with my nervous system today #why am i out here SHAKING and SWEATING over this piece of media i'm watching #it's really not that serious oh my god calm down 😭#maybe it's also the hyperfixation. or the tension. or the cold. i'm shaking worse than a chihuahua 💀💀

shithowdy

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

pinklocksoflove

#FREE ME FROM THIS HELL #heart emoji

fwizard

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

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feralboo-the-weirdo

I think one of the wildest parts about discovering you're asexual is realizing almost everyone else isn't.

kirbykonka

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

#i see my future and it will be bright #oh to be /the/ old man yaoi entity in a gay club

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