bzzzzz ♡

heart shaped thoughts

A lone benadryl tablet has been spotted on my pillow this evening

i love when im scrolling and this app just randomly closes. ur right ive seen enough.

why is ough such a good word. ough. love that.

sirenhead is so scary because it could just walk up to your window and make a loud fucking noise. like what the hell man

i hate fun

[id: four elephant shaped watering cans lined up on a patch of grass. the trunk of the elepant is the spout of the watering can. there is (front to back) an orange one, a green one, a purple one and a blue one/ end id]

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

the only good april fool’s joke

*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night

WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

all men know how to do these days is scamper and scuttle