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TRUMP WAS ELECTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, help us plz ;-;

eat him

#anonymous #acey answers asks alliteratively

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Oh shit waddup!!!

here come dat gem

#frogs #squaremomgsquad

Had a party but no one came, what do ?

get friends who dont suck maybe???

#paperandpencilsandskips

how is babby formed? how girl get pragnent?

greg put his boy thingy in roses you-know-what and she got pregnant and died

idk about human girls but thats what ive seen

#krixwell

instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan, please advise

ur stuck forever dude

#nsfw #loreweaver

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sensei blasts eurobeat 24/7 and i'm starting to get sick of it how do i get him to turn it down

take ur own music and play it even louder

#shytenda

how do i get over writer's block?

man books are for nerds

#webinarfantastic

how do i shot web?

uh, ya shoot it

#kishona

how many pot brownies is too many pot brownies

no such thing

#drug mention #jahtnamas

best way to get out a tough stain?

dont bother tryingits ur aesthetic now

#Anonymous

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I pissed off a bird cult and now I think they're out to get me. Help?

eat them

all of them

#webinarfantastic

There's this rly annoying girl @ my school who tells people to stop eating her food even though 1st of all, THATS THEIR FOOD and 2nd of all, NO ONE WANTS TO EAT HER FOOD. Since you are the master of food, can you help me get rid of her?

eat her

duh

#Anonymous

Amethyst, what's the best food you can think of? What about food for a human?

u kno that pizza burrito i made bc that was the best thing ever

#demimonde-quasigoddess

How do I get the girl of my dreams?

uh im right here??

#mere-peripheral

how do i get over crushes on unobtainable people? help

theres this thing called a body pillow

u should get one of those

#theelectricorgan

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