Something Witty

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

@captainsuperlesbian vdgsgdhgdhd

Fiberglass is neither fibrous nor glass-like, it gets its name from Robert Fiberglass. He didn’t invent it, he just won the naming contest by eating the most of it.

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

demono

((”Not just pizza”))

((”but eternal damnation”))

Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.

I’m making bread

@just-remington