uni (COMMS CLOSED)

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

i sometimes miss being a completely naive novice programmer when i was like 13. never cache anything. recalculate everything every frame. endless faith in the computer. this thing can update 786,432 pixels 60 times per second surely it's got time for my bullshit

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

someone should give me 400 dollars so i can repair my computer i hate being disabled and making like No money and it BROKE from a power surge

hi beloved tumblr. im still in need here. im a disabled trans girl who's often unwillingly mostly housebound and working from home and i use my pc and programming as a way to self-regulate and Not Having That has done a huge number on my mental health. luckily, the DDR5 ram escaped unscathed (i was able to test), but the system needs a new Everything Else. if you can help me, i will love you for ever and ever. while i do work fulltime, i live in South Africa and my salary translates to less than 600 usd :/

hi friends. its looking like i'll have to RMA every part of it individually, and im also struggling with Various Other Life Shit rn (i need new estrogen and gotta pay for groceries). waa

I had a dream that I went to heaven and heaven had its own heaven-exclusive tv shows that were written and produced there in heaven and they showed me the most popular show in heaven and it was this really beautiful drama and, at the end of the episode, the credits said “Created by Mike Ehrmantraut” and they were like “oh yeah. fictional characters who die in earth media go to real heaven” and I’m like “sure but mike did some pretty fucked up stuff, wouldn’t he go to hell?” and they’re like “no, all the fucked up things he did were fictional. people only get judged for the real things they do and the only thing mike really did was bring joy to millions of viewers” and i think that’s beautiful