undertale characters as @dril tweets
frisk: what donest kill me makes me stronger ((gains infinite strength from being not killed by infinite things))
toriel:Β ==ultimate mom pics==
sans:Β bone prank: drop pieces of your skeleton in strategic locations to spook nincompoops and lame-os
papyrus:Β now you see, what i like to do is consider my page to be a βNo Frown Zoneβ, because of the consistently good quality of my messages i put up
undyne:Β strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .
alphys:Β committing unforgivable crimes against nautre in my laboratory ,trying to create the next genetically discombobulated meme animal
mettaton:Β βCrowdpleasersββ¦ Now these, I like
asgore:Β I will be your Father. I will take you as my Son and teach you the ways of online. We will hold hands as our follower count reaches infinity
flowey/asriel:Β youll all be glad to know that my soul has undergone some much needed healing after i apologized for the earthquakes which killed thousands.
chara:Β i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like βoh tortures badβ,βits ineffectiveβ fuck off
