Persephone is my Queen

Persephone: What? This place is spotless.

Persephone: Oh, Hades! That makes me so -

Hades: Amorous? Let’s kiss~

Melinoe: *sitting under the table playing with some figures she stole*

Hermes: *zips into the room with a scroll in hand* Special delivery for the Lord of the Dead!

Melinoe: *pops out from underneath the table* Daddy! That’s you!

Hecate: he’s drunk

Thanatos: and?

Hecate: he saw a picture of Persephone's husband

Thanatos: but he’s Persephone's husband

Persephone: Hades! Hermes and Thanatos are fighting again!

Hades: *groans like the tired father he is* Not again.

Hades: Every week they do this! Why do I have to handle it? When did they become my children?

Persephone: *amused*

Hades: At least the other children are behaving, right?

Melinoe: *about to cause chaos with the new magic Hecate taught her* Yes, of course.

Eros: You think I’m pretty?

Literally anyone: It’s an INSULT, idiot.

Hades: This is supposed to be a cuddle, not a struggle snuggle! LET IT HAPPEN!

Persephone [blushing]: I AM TRYING TO WORK!

Zeus: Just move het off.

Persephone: *after explaining the Leuce incident*

Amphitrite: so you really filled her house with farm animals?

Persephone: yeah! Then i said: “since you were being a homewerecker, i thought i could wreck your home”

Hera: smart AND menazing! I almost feel proud!

Hera: still, i would’ve turned that tramp into a tree and plant it near a lumbers village if i were you.

Persephone: oh Hera, there was no need to go that far. She didn’t get do anything with Hades after all!