You're The Yellow Bird That I've Been Waiting For

Seeing as my last one was so popular, I decided to update.

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

currently at 50kg

For example, when one of my friends says stuff like “omg i`m starving i didn`t eat breakfast this morning” i`ll go on a 10 minute rant that food is important and that they need to eat even tho i haven`t eaten anything in 35 hours

I’m bitches

and if you decide to not listen to me, i’m sorry for you and the journey you’re about to enter. i don’t dictate your life, you do what you want, but you’re going to regret staying

also me, the very same day: *binges on an entire pizza* what do you mean it has calories

Like, I’m not even a bit skinny

Its Absoluelty disrespectful and horrible of you to make fun of or insult, demean, and dehumanize people who weigh more than you or eat more than you. It isn't cute or relatable, it just shows how fucked up you are. They didn't do anything to you, stop making fun of people who weigh more than you. Stop using them as "would you rather look like this fat pig? Or dAinTy anD sKinNy". It's so disrespectful, you don't know what that person is going through or their life story. Just follow the general rule, if you dont have anything nice to say, then don't say it.