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Sebastian: It’s cold.

Sam: Nice cup of coffee.

Sebastian: It’s not nice.

Sam: Cup of coffee.

Sebastian: I’m not even sure if this is coffee.

my ass thats been playing stardew valley 24 hours a day, three days in a row:

Here’s my pumpkin bread recipe! I might have been working on it for 3 weeks but shhhhh

Pumpkin Bread Recipe

Ingredients

1 cup of coconut oil

2 teaspoons of vanilla extract

2 cups (435 grams) of granulated sugar

2 cups (1 can) of solid packed pumpkin

3 medium eggs

3 cups (385 grams) of all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon of salt

1 teaspoon of baking soda

2 teaspoons of baking powder

1 teaspoon of nutmeg

1 tablespoon of cinnamon

2 tablespoons of poppy seeds (optional)

Tools

Parchment paper

2 loaf pans

2 medium bowls

Instructions

Preheat your oven to 325F (~160C).

Line your loaf pans with parchment paper.

Melt your coconut oil (30 seconds in the microwave should do the trick).

In one bowl, mix the oil, vanilla, sugar, and pumpkin.

Let cool slightly before adding in the eggs (you don’t want to cook your eggs in the warm oil!).

In the second bowl, combine the remaining ingredients (flour, salt, baking soda, baking powder, nutmeg, cinnamon, and poppy seeds).

Add your wet mixture to your dry ingredients (mixing by hand works great).

Divide your batter between your two loaf pans.

Bake for 50 minutes to an hour.

“I dug until my fingers bled. All I could find was charred bone and ash.”

Asra’s dumbass, putting on that dumbass hat with the big ass feather you know the one like 0.5 seconds into the prologue: H-

Me:

Asra: *leaves the city out of spite*

MC: *dies*

Asra:

He Said Gay

He Said Gay

HE SAID GAY

HE SAID GAY

H E S A I D G A Y

Us:

All of us: