Young and dumb as hell

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.

people bullying other people on tumblr is crazy like babe you’re a fucking loser too why else would you be here

that’s like soo funny I’m like dyinggg

what’s so funny

can’t i just have one private thought to myself