Janaina Medeiros
Peter Solarz
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Today's Document
YOU ARE THE REASON
Product Placement
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@undercoverratdragons
Me: I'm gonna be a stripper. Thatd be fun!
My friend: how would it be fun?!
Me: no clothes, gets to dance, gets heck ton of money. Seems like a good plan.
My friend: first of all: you can't dance. Second of all: you can't be a stripper, you have social anxiety
Me: . . .
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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.
So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.
She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.
This should make for an interesting story.
So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.
Arrival:
So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”
Retrieval:
So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.
Delivery:
So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.
What a great day.
ALL THE TOILET PAPER IN THE HOUSE. Note to self: Remember for future vengeance purposes.
"Going on a diet and working out would fulfill my every need for the body I want!" I say as I dig my hand deeper into my Easter basket pop m&ms like pills
Hufflepuff: hey, Slytherin, wanna hear a religious joke?
Slytherin: yeah, I love those!
Hufflepuff: cool! How does Moses make his tea?
Slytherin: ....
Hufflepuff: HEBREWS IT! LMAO. IM HILARIOUS
Slytherin: ....
Slytherin: me and you have very different ideas of "religous jokes".
“‘No’?” echoed the space emperor. “‘No’?! No one. Ever. Tells me. ‘No’.”
He advanced, close enough that the threads on his rich robes could be counted by the naked eye. After a furtive glance over his shoulder, he dropped his voice to a desperate whisper and said, “Could you… could you do it again? Please?”
“No.”
The space emperor’s eyes shone like embers as he leaned forward, clasping his hands in front of his face. “So this… this ‘democracy’ you speak of. You’re telling me that people might… disobey me? They wouldn’t have to do everything I tell them to?”
“Not if they disagree with you.”
“They can do that?!” He licked his lips, trembling with excitement. “And voting! You say I… you say I could lose?!”
“Yeah, uh. And you probably would.”
“Incredible,” he breathed. “Why, I could kiss you!” With a surprised laugh, he stopped himself mid-step. “But—you wouldn’t like that! Right? You’d have an ‘opinion’? Gosh… do you think other people have those?!”
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Hey! So I just found out that my name, Khloee/Khloe/Chloe/Chloee(whichever way you want to spell it) can be translated to Demeter, you know, from Greek Mythology. I am also born in September, which means my zodiac sign is Virgo. Virgo, in Greek Mythology, is just another representation for Demeter. Now, I'm not throwing any hate on Demeter, because shes pretty cool, but I've always favored Persephone over her. Is there any other thing about Demeter that's actually extremely cool, because all I really know about her is that shes the Goddess of Argiculture and Fertility and I hate gardening and people, so, can anyone tell me anything else about her?
Hades and Persephones Kids'
Modern Melinoe (goddess of ghosts and nightmares) - has vitiligo, curly black hair with white patches in a few places, tall and skinny, light blue eyes. Badass af. Wears black and white, mostly black though. Rides a motorcycle and always has a pocket knife. Lots of tattoos. Despite her aesthetic of coldness, she really is a nice person, but she only shows this to certain people. Loves dogs, especially a certain three headed one. . .
Modern Macaria (goddess of blessed death) - wavy blonde hair, but dyed a layer of hair underneath red, orange, and yellow. She wears mostly flowy dresses and lives in the south because she hates the cold, but she loves to travel. She has a very pale complexion and paints her nails white. Her closet is filled with warm colors, like red, orange, and yellow, her TradeMark colors. Her and Melinoe get along, surprisingly. She loves flower crowns and animals. She volunteers at many hospitals and an old-folks home. Although Ploutos is the youngest, she acts like a child most of the time.
Modern Zagreus (Prince of the underworld, mysteries, hunting, and rebirth) - works out most of the time. Had daddy issues so he went to live with his uncle. He still hangs out with his mom and siblings, though. Many times he is confused with his drunk of an uncle. Likes going on hunting trips with his eldest uncle. Total ladies man, probably because hes super mysterious. He wears literally anything that's comfortable and in style. His hair is black and swoopy.
Modern Ploutos (god of wealth with regard to agriculture) - the only reason Melinoe hangs out with him is because he has a seeing-eye-dog that likes her, but he still does his job. Kinda nerdy, likes listening to and feeling books and has a green thumb. Doesn't care at all what he wears because he can't see it anyway, Zagreus helps him out. Macaria decorates his prosthetic leg with stickers and he doesn't know because his siblings have decided not to tell him that he has cat stickers on his leg.
(Feel free to add on, or tell me if I got something wrong)
So, I like picture Aesthetics, but I'm not really sure how good I am at taking them. Here are a few that I hope are decent
They're not the best, but I really hope you like my attempt!😄
A Concept
You and your friends are sitting on the beach by a fire. There are marshmallows stuffing your stomach, and you know you'll regret it because you'll be sick in the morning. You're tipsy, going on drunk, from what you've drank, even though your friends told you to stop. One of them is playing "Say It Ain't So" By Weezer on his guitar and everyone is singing, not very good, but, hey, who cares? The waves are crashing on the shore and the seagulls are trying to steal your food. You're happy, and everyone else is too.
In November you can find me by a steamed up window, reading and drinking hot chocolate 📔☕🍰
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Wow just wow.
What the fuck man
Sources in case y’all want/ need em: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-42038451
http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/14/africa/libya-migrant-auctions/index.html
This is real and happening as we speak.
A few thousands people (mostly of African descent) protested in front of the Lybian embassy in Paris this week so that they would acknowledge what their country is doing and take action. Here is a petition you can sign (it’s in french but i think it can also be displayed in english) : https://www.change.org/p/contre-l-esclavage-des-migrants-en-libye-fermons-les-marchés-aux-esclaves?utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_signer_receipt&utm_campaign=triggered&j=184438&sfmc_sub=289623271&l=32_HTML&u=34203740&mid=7233052&jb=180701
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Chris+Chris = Chris ²
I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy
#i cant believe chris hemsworth is a fusion
#the christal gems
Okay so i’m shit at maths but i’m pretty sure that it should be Chris x Chris = Chris^2 instead of Chris + Chris… But like i said, i’m shit at maths
gif request meme: favorite minor character (5) + supernatural → charlie bradbury
Someone Heard About This Idea And Went For It
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Honestly, that would be so sad.
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