there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pmÂ
Vampires can come out earlier
One sexy reason
One Nice Bug Per Day

Andulka
styofa doing anything

if i look back, i am lost
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

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Kaledo Art

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast

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@undercookie
there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pmÂ
Vampires can come out earlier
One sexy reason

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being a cashier is so stressful iâll be like âhi! how are you :^)â and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say âmy granddaughter had a miscarriage this morningâ and Iâm like âŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ..iâm so sorry thatâs $2.33
Deadass I once told a customer âHave a nice day!â and he responded that he couldnât because it was the anniversary of his wifeâs murder
#1 tip to be the most popular kid in school
fill your backpack/pencil box/locker/car with pancakes and offer them to new friends
but what if they dont like pancakes
then you probably donât want them as a friend anyway tbh
Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
Thanks I hate it
partner: *cums*
me: great! will you be needing anything else today?
Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice
Youâre a nasty little bitch arenât you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

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Youâre⌠a bit⌠close ><;;
Mood
This is why you donât sit in the Hyung lineâs car
It went from sweet to dumb real fastÂ
jeonginâs beautiful smile

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Manager: Hi- Stray Kids: wE LOVE YOU
will you be the felix to my managerë?
cr. FEELMYHEART!
what have i done
When they ask Chan to do charades for âAustraliaâ
hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos
im thorsty
He better not fucking have

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Monsta X Pre-debut
So weâve got:
âIâll have your daughter home by 8:30 pmâ Hyunwoo
âWhereâs my hug?â Hoseok
âIâm defiantly boyfriend Material, so why donât you go out with meâ Minhyuk
âCome sit with me while I read you some poetryâ Kihyun
âWhy are you talking to me? Only pretty people can talk to meâ Hyungwon
âSure, Iâll help you with your homeworkâ Jooheon
and last but not least. my favorite:
âHottopic Rejectâ Changkyun
I love them all so much
The real college experience
- Depression nap at noon - âI havenât been to that class in 2 weeks lmaoâ - sometimes ya just see ppl crying and thatâs okay - sometimes ya just see ppl napping and thatâs okay - DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL - âIs it free?â - âwill there be free food?â - profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas - profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised - *prof walks in 15 minutes late* ây'all want some milk dudsâ - a second Depression nap - finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot - seriously why has no one else found this spot - accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor - Hammock Squad⢠- witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester - IHOP at 2am with the squad - having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week - the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now youâre drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog - The Weed Smell - The First Crossfaded Experience - everyoneâs gay - that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y'all are fuckin but in reality y'all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit
Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain
God what a mood