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Sometimes, I just wanna be someone's little spoon. But I'm too tall. Everyone who's tried to be my big spoon has had their nose between my shoulder blades.

#im too tall for this world

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Everyone laughs at Velma when she loses her glasses, but they don't understand the cruel irony of being unable to find one's means of finding things.

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I saw a post today that said when you hate yourself, you should take a shower. But I can't take a shower right now because I don't have any clean clothes left. And I don't want to put on dirty clothes after I take a shower, so now I'm doing a laundry, and I have to wait for 3 hours until it's done.

Meanwhile, I still hate myself.

I'll check back in when it's all done.

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Well, I don't hate myself anymore, but it took an entire day to get my laundry done.

A:TLA AU where, instead of getting frozen, Aang runs away to Omashu to take refuge with Bumi and, upon hearing the news of the airbenders' near-extinction, earthbends for the first time in a blind rage.

(@emergencypocketbird, if you're reading this, stop here until you've seen the rest of the series)

Bumi, having no clue about Avatar stuff, teaches Aang how to earthbend. Aang continues learning the elements out of order, screwing up his chacras, and making him unable to enter the Avatar State.

This version of Aang has no qualms about killing Firelord Sozin and Prince Azulon to end the war.

TFW you're introducing someone to "Avatar: The Last Airbender" and she doesn't yet know why it was so important that Kyoshi straight up murdered that guy...

And you can't tell her because it would ruin the entire series arc...

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I saw a post today that said when you hate yourself, you should take a shower. But I can't take a shower right now because I don't have any clean clothes left. And I don't want to put on dirty clothes after I take a shower, so now I'm doing a laundry, and I have to wait for 3 hours until it's done.

Meanwhile, I still hate myself.

I'll check back in when it's all done.

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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#i’d illegally download you all

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reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

@sillyofzaun :]

Pushing inside him and going “biggggg stretchh"

*takes Adderall*

"Hwy! What happened to my HUD?"

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just made an italian grimace in genuine pain by saying “spaghetti is a noodle”

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I read this while half asleep and for a brief moment when I read "just made an Italian grimace" I thought you meant you made like a red white and green version of the McDonald's mascot Grimace and my brain didn't really question (cause why would I? I've seen weirder on Tumblr) until I read the rest of your post

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oh my god

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I made an Italian Grimace! You're welcome!

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waow

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Finally, the thunderstorm (which my weather app has been telling me is due to end at any moment for weeks) arrives.

To my brain:

Dude! Please shut up!

It's 5 in the morning, and I don't care about the migratory instincts of swallows!

Imagine a beetlejuice-esque demon.

His name is pronounced the way humans sneeze.

So every time somebody sneezes multiple times, he thinks he's going to get summoned.

But since the person isn't sneezing intentionally, it doesn't work.

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idk who needs to hear this but your body is loveable

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#these aren't my glasses

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500 posts?

No way is that real...

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Ok... wow! It's right...

And yes... I just counted.

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While watching a murder documentary with my friend. A person is murdered in a tub.

Me: "It's a bloodbath in there!"

Friend: "Too soon! You've got to wait at least 5 minutes."

Me: "Technically, it happened like 10 years ago. I think we're fine."

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