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"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

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hearteyes-wheeler

"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"

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writterings

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

femonologue

alkimara

I’m sobbin

noandpickles

I knew what this recipe was going in. You don’t see a recipe bragging about how few ingredients it uses and think “surely this will be delicious.” You think “It’s 1 AM and this looks like a vehicle to carry sugar into my body.” So none of what I’m about to say is on Ms. Davison, or her recipe.

There is a place in Terry Pratchet’s Discworld called the Great Nef desert. This is a desert so dry that even water isn’t wet in the Great Nef. Within this desert is the Dehydrated Ocean, a body of water in an uncommon fourth state of matter. This dry water forms silvery grains and resembles a powder more than a liquid.

There is a kind of wizard in Discworld called a hydrophobe. These wizards are raised from birth without ever coming into contact with liquid water. They are sustained only by the dry water from the Dehydrated Ocean. The result is a fear and hatred of water so ingrained that it allows these individuals to literally repel water, which is then used to power hover craft for crossing lakes and oceans.

When I first read this description in The Color of Magic, years ago, I wondered what kind of food the hydrophobes ate. When a hydrophobe sits down to their breakfast of corn flakes and a mummified orange, with what do they butter their stale, overdone toast?

Finally, in the pile of yellow dust I pulled from my oven after 7 minutes at 180 degrees Celsius, I have my answer.

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mousenemy

Ive eaten crunchwraps more supreme than this court

yvfu

are you gay

I want a lawyer

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

Carnally?

solvatochrome

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

ruffboi-mags

Meanwhile every time I watch a video clearly made by one guy in his living room and it has complete descriptive subtitles, I feel more love in me than I can contain.

#something something capitalism separates workers from means of production #true work is created with love and better made and sustainable and contains everything you could ever want cause its not spit out by a #factory trying to make the least product for the most product

maliketh

my ability to find any image in a matter of minutes based on vague descriptions + when that fails i have my vast network of undercover agents around the globe to fill in my blind spots

Child’s play

I don't think this has anhthing to do with sandwich anymore....

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thefabulousweirdtrotters

All the letters, large and small case. Quartz veins in stone. Molly Montgomery collects natural unedited rocks on the beach creating an alphabet that took years.

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c0smicdusk

scuzer-deactivated20230916

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

"being in the military is hard" theres harder things. Like telling my mom she was wrong about something

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

this is the fastest i've gotten reblogs on a post...we are all really going through it with our moms huh

tonyzaret

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

allosauroid

Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night

allosauroid

the lil guy in question

#me honestly #im so tired

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*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

infectiouspiss

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

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