MWAH!! onegai kimi ga hoshii no ~

bloodymary is SUCH an interesting ship in the grand scheme of all other ships ive seen throughout my life. Mostly bc its so hopecore. Imagine youre in a cult in an apocalypse and experiencing horrible psychological and physical events. And then you wake up and theres this hot nerd taking care of you on his perfect plant world. And theres no apocalypse. And then also imagine youre stuck on an alien planet for the rest of your life and its ok and youre kind of happy but lonely. And then markiplier shows up and wants to live with you. Just an awesome time for both parties involved. Sounds like a joint daydream. how wonderful.

The best thing about bloodymary is the live rocky reaction doodles in the corner of literally every fanart. I can’t stress enough how necessary that is

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program