PORN INC.

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

why are people on here so dramatic about understanding vine references

Adam!!!!

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

Hey

Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're still very proud of your blog.

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

16 MHz processor, 2MB ram, 640x400 screen, not sure how big the hard drive is since i haven’t got a power cord for it yet but the max it came with was 80MB

What are you planning on doing with it?

gonna run the world’s worst minecraft server on this bad boy

Soft as Silk, Sweet as honey, Dumb as shit, I ain’t got no money