Uncle Aslik's Tourist Tips!

@uncle-aslik

Vice President Ludwig von Aslik! Overseein' Oddworld’s transport empire with a tight iron fist & an even tighter wallet. Efficiency, control, and unrelenting greed are my best motivators! Expect a prominent interest in interior decorating, & a complete lack of empathy for anyone not turnin' my businesses a profit. Now what are ya waitin' for? GET BACK TA WOIK!

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2stepsfromglory

“FeeCo Depot Train Station”

2015, Kloe De Saga

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Hi funkle Aslik, can I request your skincare routine? What do your mornings look like?

Funkle! I like that one. Heh.

My morning? Flawleth, obviously.

I wake up in da finest silk sheets moolah can buy, stretch, light a cig, an' start barkin' at sliggies to fix me up a nice hot drink.

As for skincare—ya think a face dis perfect just happens? I got a regimen. Only da highetht-grade oils an' exfoliants. Hydration, maintenance, a little massage to keep da stress wrinkles at bay. Gotta look the part when you’re dis important.

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🎁 : big dented red box tied with a bow set on your desk containing Glukstuds issue: 12-75 {Elite class edition} Note on it: heh heh buddy uh mine's paired up now so figured you could use these Sir- uh Mr. Asskiss. Just don't get caught with'm. Go buck wild with 'm.

#er... uhm. thank ya.#.... thank ya.#oddworld #vice president aslik #oddtumblr

Hey Mr. Squid, how do you deal with anger attacks?

That's an easy one. Now I ain't a big fan a' wild Mudokons and all their woo-woo nonsense, but I gotta admit this one thing they do called "Meditation" is just abtholutely freein'.

Maketh me forget everythin' I gotta worry about for a minute or so. Until I get a call about yet another delayed shipment that is. My sla- er. Ahem. My dear employees don't make dis job easy.

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uncle-aslik

..... welcome back aboard.

@weedgator-mommy

vertigo-valley

@vp-aslik ya boy kisser *wink*

uncle-aslik

Ya buthted 'er up pretty damn bad.

vertigo-valley

She’s ah dented bute like no other, n I intend to keep er that way. Will hold onto these case ya try funny business.

uncle-aslik

Anything ELthE ya need, Yer Majesty?

vertigo-valley

Ah man, I missed this job… good times

#i certainly did not miss the smell a ya.#//ive nothing more to add. this is iconic as is

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exoddus

I think bro might be a bit vain

#when ya look as good as i do youll understand

uncle-aslik

..... welcome back aboard.

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vertigo-valley

@vp-aslik ya boy kisser *wink*

uncle-aslik

Ya buthted 'er up pretty damn bad.

vertigo-valley

She’s ah dented bute like no other, n I intend to keep er that way. Will hold onto these case ya try funny business.

uncle-aslik

Anything ELthE ya need, Yer Majesty?

#yer gonna be the fckn death a me.

uncle-aslik

..... welcome back aboard.

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vertigo-valley

@vp-aslik ya boy kisser *wink*

uncle-aslik

Ya buthted 'er up pretty damn bad.

#gotta say ya drive a hard bargain..

..... welcome back aboard.

@weedgator-mommy

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Get out of my office.

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vertigo-valley

Y'all be easy now, asks are open cus a few peeps wanted to ask stuff. oooooh boy

#Now I've been wondering where this lovely lady's been...#//please go send some asks! she's a beaut #//amazing art and characters

//always preferred the green eyes on the sprite

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aslik, have ya seen any wild vykker tiddies on the premises recently? They are uh, dangerous.

#run that by me again.

🎁 Here's my latest album! ✌️😊💜

Well, ain't I the lucky Glukk! Of course, I’ll give it a spin—I always got an ear tube ready for your music, Miss Kiki. Very avant-garde, very chic.

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theinboxmemebook

Send in 🎁 + an item to give my muse a Christmas present!

#//bit late for this but meh. it aint new years yet

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athlik

Real original.

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