Quiet people, loud minds

DAAaHRLINg,

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

Oh wrong post

No stay in this space with me

need a man who's battling with God

At least I don't have a tumblr

Me and @waluigis-massive-fucking-tits married the same person, not as like. A polyamorous thing, but more like, a tug of war.

submitted by what

My manager at work wrote me up on a warning because everyone complained that I smelled. :(

I was baking a cake but had no flour or eggs or milk or vanilla extract. 

Reblog to give OP vanilla extract

there should be a sub genre of books that were originally written to comment on the evils of capitalism and how greed and wealth corrupts society as a whole and how those popular books were subsequently made into hollywood movies and were marketed in a way in order to mass produce as much merchandise as possible so the companies behind the movies can make as much money as possible and thus completely erasing the original meaning of that story while also unintentionally proving the point of the original novels themes

girls will come online once every 6 hours, reblog 129043894059 posts then leave

people who watch musicals and bitch about how it doesn’t make sense that the characters randomly burst into song are so funny to me. babe it’s literally a musical like this is the standard of the genre what did you expect

THAT'S THE WHOLE PROBLEM WITH THE GENRE AS A WHOLE, THAT'S THE POINT

i’m sorry you’re allergic to fun i’m sure that makes life very difficult for you

The guy in the black socks knees bend right as the guy with two different socks jumps and disappears... I think he picked him up and ran out of the room 😭

Just like in scooby doo

Valid and wholesome boomer representation. More of this please.

In Babylon 5, didn’t one of the non-humans think Daffy was the god of frustration?

Holy shit, this is nearly 70 years old. This would have been right on the heels of color television being commercially available to the public.