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narcissistcookbook

went here and they said you had tenure

narcissistcookbook

oh god their fucking

their fucking url

uncertainlycertainliving

@narcissistcookbook

are you gonna be able to convince @bughuntermusic and Papa bug stop for a group pic this year?

#the narcissist cookbook #bug hunter

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narcissistcookbook

the way american service workers use the word 'sir' fills my rage meter

no i will not elaborate

uncertainlycertainliving

This post of how the polite "Sir" or "Ma'am" comes off to non americans has singlehandedly made me start referring to everyone as "Hon" like I'm some southern matron.

no i will not elaborate

#iris speaking #irisathensavontoc #personal #the narcissist cookbook

narcissistcookbook

there is no entrance to the basement

narcissistcookbook

tumblr should have a little clippy guy, a tumblrweed or something, that pops up and says "hey it looks like you posted this exact joke 15 months ago, are you sure you want to do yhis"

owl-liberation-now

YEAH i wanna post this again tumblrweed, shit is HILARIOUS

owl-liberation-now

YEAH i wanna post this again tumblrweed, shit is HILARIOUS

narcissistcookbook

hahaha tumblrweed

sony-official

you are banging my daughter

narcissistcookbook

statistically likely

narcissistcookbook

This may have already been said, but I’d like to say thank you so much to you, Bug Hunter, and Papa Bug for giving such an amazing show in Denver! It was my first ever Bug Hunter and TNC show and I had a blast! Also, hope you and Bug are enjoying the bracelets (I was the accompanier of the mysterious bracelet giver). Excited for the new album, and thank you again for the amazing show!

best of luck in future concerts and other endeavors!

enjoying the implication that this was not your first papabug concert

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ittybittytatertot

I hope OpenAI goes under. I hope ChatGPT and all similar AI are unplugged forever. And I hope everyone who's been relying on it cries about it.

narcissistcookbook

i don't want to alarm you but

TICKETS ON SALE NAOW

@bughuntermusic

narcissistcookbook

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

narcissistcookbook

i

i thought those were fingers pointing up 👆

bughuntermusic

Literally our best/fastest-selling first day of ticket sales ever. keep it up Matt, its working 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

not-a-choice

Extremely important sticker

v-dion

I survived drawing the narcissist cookbook logo and all I got was this tshirt

narcissistcookbook

incredible work on a truly undoodleable logo

sayorithot

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

gyarutau

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

narcissistcookbook

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narcissistcookbook

somewhere outside of Stirling, Scotland

thealmighty-one

That's most places

narcissistcookbook

ok fuck me i guess

cryptotheism

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

cryptotheism

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

cryptotheism

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

SOURCE

I SAW THIS & IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF @shrimp-bird

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narcissistcookbook

I was at the Seattle concert last night (had so much fun) but I find it hilarious that when you started playing heavy rain on hot tin roofs I kept yawning because that track is on my sleep playlist

open with everyone's alarm, end with everyone's sleep track, full circle baby

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