Haha! Not where I thought this was going 😃😭🙏

My parents didn’t either but it is a core childhood memory for me. I was 3-5 and it was a bust of Abraham Lincoln. I was so disturbed and upset that I asked my dad to pick me up and I buried my face in his shoulder. My parents didn’t connect the dots and just thought I was frightened of Abe Lincoln.

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018

i went at not writing island and saw all of you there

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

precisely so

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia