Stay Safe.
Hello. As to comply with CRAB INK's rules and regulations for the safety of consumers, we must “properly disclose the risks and hazards” that could affect the safety of our customers. We plan to post about this on both a specialized channel on Discord and on a Tumblr blog.
||Crab the Ringmaster, this is complete and utter dog shit. Rewrite it and make it less corporate, and don't sound so unhappy about the safety of your guests. Remember, there are plenty of other Crabs that can do this job.||
||-PR Crab.||
Hello, we have decided to make information regarding the oddities of the carnival more widely available. We plan to post about this on both a specialized channel on Discord and on a Tumblr blog. Remember here at CRAB INK we value your safety.
||Crab the Ringmaster, do you always fucking talk like that? You know what, I don't care, remove the last line, it's creepy. I’ll be talking with HR to get you some classes on speaking with humans. Also I don't care how little you interact with other Crabs, always sign off with your full title.||
||-PR Crab.||
Hello, we have decided to make information regarding the oddities of the carnival more widely available. We plan to post about this on both a specialized channel on Discord and on a Tumblr blog.
-Crab the Ringmaster.
