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fem!reader | talk of sex toys / kinks | Soap x reader
(saw the idea of hot dog soap tamping down kinks for new partners so this is a continuation or alt of that. No I have no clue where I found the original, sorry. Pls reblog w/ credit if you do)
Everyone knows soap has every kink under the sun and whenever he meets a new partner he tamps it down a bit. Y’know, to not scare them off. Then he’ll ease them into it. Small, more common kinks here and there. Most people don’t stick around for him to get all of them out.
and his new partner? A sweet young thing, who he’s positive would be scared off by even a small kink, he doesn’t even know how it happened. She was just so nice, and in the blink of an eye soap was asking her out on a date. Thinking back on it now… it was stupid. Sure on the outside it was cute, a military man and a bake shop owner. But he knew eventually he’d have to come clean and she’d leave.
he just sat in his room for a bit. Contemplating it. Should he just break up with her? It’d probably just make everything easier and less awkward. But the other part of him, it really loved the idea of spending the rest of his life with her.
it didn’t get better throughout the day either. During dinner he was still stuck on that same looping thought. No one he’d met had been this impactful on him. He’d only known her for a day for god sakes!
He knows what’s bound to happen. And it does. His team takes notice how distant he’s been lately. Head all up in the clouds. After long enough captain decides he can’t let it ruin missions. So Price plops right down next to Soap in the mess hall. “Something’s wrong.” He states, not a question, but a signal for him to explain.
“it’s my new partner.” He says after a beat. “She’s so sweet. Owns a little bakery in town and the way she talks makes me think if she finds out about it she’ll run away.” The entire 141 knows about his trouble keeping them down. So he can tell what Price’s next question is going to be. “No. I don't want to break up with her. She’s the first one in so long that’s made me want to stay with her a long time. I’m not gonna just leave. And god- she’s just so beautiful. It’s off the table.”
His captain gives a nod, understanding. That’s how he felt about his wife originally. Wouldn’t give her up for the world. But his last statement makes him raise an eyebrow. “How pretty we talking?” He asks, wanting to distract soap and curious as to whether a photo was available. Soap nods and takes out his phone, handing the man a photo of the girl. Sitting with soap in a garden and the happiness on both faces is clear. Soap expects John to just nod, or agree, or say some stupid dad line about how soap should keep her.
what he does not expect, though, is for him to burst out laughing. Clutching his chest and hand on soap’s shoulder as Price attempts badly to reel himself in. “THAT’S the girl you think is innocent? Son- her little ‘shop’ is an erotic bakery. Sells toys too.” He says between hearty chuckles. “Me and my wife go there a lot. And you’re right. She is very nice. But I don’t think you have to tamp it down anymore. Cause chances are she’s doing the same for you.”
