THE TRuE KING.

ngl iit2 2triikiing 2ome chord2 but ii cant remember the context of why, 2o. whatever fiir2t iimpre22iion ii had a22ociiated wiith your quiirk beefore ii2 long gone. congrat2, you get two make your very own fiir2t iimpre22iion wiith me wiithout pre-exii2tiing biia2.

ii mean ii kiind of get iit iin liike. cu2tomer two grocery 2tore clerk dynamiic2. for the clerk2 2ake, that ii2. but iif youre actwoally out here tryiing two make a connectiion wiith 2omeone, 2mall talk ii2nt exactly iideal.

no need two repliicate my quiirk. how do you feel about acroniickname2 btw.

HuZZAH. WATCH ME COCK IT uP JuST THROuGH MY OWN MERRIT. (JOKING. HAA HAA).

I’M FAR MORE INTERESTED IN WHAT MAKES OTHER uNIVERSES AND TIMELINES uNIQuE THAN I AM TALKING ABOuT THINGS LIKE WEATHER OR........... FuCKING WHATEVER ELSE GOES INTO SMALLTALK. WHAT’S SOMETHING COOL YOu’VE GOT GOING ON, STASIS? I AM CuRRENTLY BuILDING A PLANET CIVILIZATION WITH SOME FRIENDS.

that2 ba2iic tumblr etiiquette a2 long a2 your viibe2 arent iimmediiately 2hiit, but youre welcome eiither way.

dont worry about the 2mall talk a2pect, ii am al2o ab2olute dog2hiit at iit. that a2iide, iim 2ta2ii2, aka one of the many 2ollux captor2 on thii2 biitch. iif that mean2 nothiing two you then dont worry about iit.

I WOuLD HOPE THEY’RE NOT. BuT. THE TEXT STYLING SOMETIMES MAKES PEOPLE SIDE-EYE AND AVOID LIKE THE FESTERING PLAGuE MOST OF THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE ME TEND TO BE. SO. I AM uSED TO BEING BOOK-COVER JuDGED AND NOT GETTING FOLLOW BACKS. HAA HAA...........

I’m a bunny! I gotta sniff!! But I won’t if you tell me not to.

I’m Jack, local fairy prince

OH! I AM A CHERuB, AND ALSO THE KING OF CARAPACIANS. MY NAME IS uMBRAN. PLEASED TO MEET YOu.

Cuz I can't do it in person :c

ah, another strange predomination. i was alone in my body for awhile before properly predominating (long story; i’m argUably a ghost made flesh?) so my growth is a bit stUnted. one of my hearts is slightly atrophied, since it wasn’t pUmping my absent brother’s red blood, and i hadn’t yet inherited his half of the body. i eventUally made it, thoUgh! wings and green circles for me.

oUr Universe has been qUite calm since the hUmans won their game. we’ve all been living on earth C - technically my childhood home planet, althoUgh displaced in time.

we germinated the world with a minimUm viable popUlation of hUmans, trolls, and carapacians, skipped ahead several thoUsand years, and came back to a fUll integrated civilization! we all settled in. rose and kanaya got married, and a few years later roxy and i did as well!

everyone’s got their own walk of life, but we still all regUlarly find time to hang oUt. i’m trUly, trUly gratefUl, as i know not all timelines are as peacefUl.

I HAVE SEEN FAR MORE STRANGE AND uNuSuAL PREDOMINATIONS THAN I’VE SEEN ‘NORMAL’ ONES. SO. SEEMS AS REGuLAR AS ANY. HOO HOO. I AWAIT MY WINGS WITH BAITED BREATH. I AM THE ONLY ONE OF MY CuRRENT PARTY WHO CANNOT FLY AND IT IS uNFORTuNATE. I AM GLAD YOu WERE EVENTuALLY ABLE TO RECOVER. THAT SOuNDS... uNCOMFORTABLE.

THAT’S VERY SWEET. CONGRADuLATIONS ON YOuR WEDDING. AND YOuR BuDDING CIVILIZATION! WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF ESTABLISHING OuRS. THOuGH. WE LACK A TIME PLAYER WITH WHICH TO SKIP AHEAD. AND WE CAME THROuGH WITH A LARGE MIX OF CIVILIANS DISPLACED BY MY AND MY SISTER’S GAME. SO IT’S ALL A MESS CuRRENTLY. HAA HAA. IT WILL BE FINE. I’M SuRE. BuT AS THE SAYING GOES: AIN’T NO REST FOR THE WICKED. AND I HAVE A PHENOMENAL AMOuNT OF BAD KARMA CLAWING AT MY BACK.

oh my, that compUter is almost as old as i am! bUt yes, qUite a bit taller than when i saw yoU goodness! i sUppose the same offer is on the table for any clothing yoU wish to keep, too, dear.

hmm…. UnfortUnately if it is the game we shoUld be avoiding, that glitchy session i started with jigsaw a decade ago is still rUnning, and while mostly abandoned there are still things i need from it. thoUgh, i highly doUbt haa coUld spawn from it.

oh! no, that makes sense! and even those who do still share strong ties with thier “canon” identity can still find they are embodying a diferent class or aspect than the norm. still, i’m all the more relieved to know yoU made it throUgh now. while cherUbs are by no means fragile, withoUt the sitUational immortality godhood brings, yoU’re still in a very precarioUs position, especially while at war.

the… little ones? do yoU mean the beta kids?

THANK YOu, TRuLY. ROXY IS QuITE APT AT PuLLING CLOTHING FROM THE VOID ITSELF FOR ME. BuT. I MAY TAKE YOu uP ON THAT SOMETIME IN THE FuTuRE. HAA HAA.

JuST........... BE CAREFuL. YOu’RE PROBABLY RIGHT BuT I DON’T WANT TO THINK OF THE POSSIBILITY. THE MINuTE STATISTIC THAT YOu COuLD POSSIBLY BE WRONG. THAT ALL BEING SAID, HOW HAVE THE POKEMON uNIVERSES BEEN TREATING YOu?

BEING MORTAL IS A STRANGE SITuATION, ESPECIALLY IN THE PRESENCE OF GODS. DIRK, JANE, AND ROXY HAVE ALL ASCENDED. I AM WATCHING MYSELF FOR SuRE. AND STAYING FAR MORE TO THE STRATEGIC SIDES OF ORGANIZATION AND MOBILIZATION THAN TRuDGING uP THROuGH THE FRONT LINES. umu;

I ALMOST FORGOT:

I HAD DIRK GET A PICTuRE OF ME TO POST. I HAVE YET TO SPROuT MY WINGS BuT I BELIEVE I WILL LIKELY GET THEM AFTER MY NEXT MOLT. OR START TO, AT LEAST.

likewise, don’t worry ^u^; i put on a good show of it, bUt smalltalk still confUses and vexes me.

i’m well! it’s nice to meet another cherUb after so long. it seems we’re nearly as scarce online as off! on that note, thoUgh, i can’t help bUt notice that yoUr cheeks are red and green. i can’t say i’ve heard of that happening past infancy, from my ancestral memory nor my own stUdies. i take it yoUrs is a special case?

IT *TRuLY* IS THE WORST. HAA HAA. EVEN WHEN THIS WEBSITE WAS AT ITS MOST ACTIVE. WE WERE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN. THOuGH. I CAN SAY I’VE MET CHERuBS WHO WERE *NOT* ALTERNATES WHICH IS SOMETHING INTERESTING. NOT MANY, BuT ENOuGH OF THEM!

THEY ARE. IT STARTED AS AN uNFORTuNATE MISHAP OF A YOuNG LAD WHO TRIED TO SABOTAGE HIS SARSWAPAGuS AND TuRNED INTO A BIG PROBLEM OF BOTH ENTITIES BEING AWAKE AT THE SAME TIME AND THE SuBSEQuENT ISSuES THAT AROSE FROM THAT. EVEN THOuGH I HAVE *TECHNICALLY* PREDOMINATED SINCE THEN. THE COLOuR NEVER WENT AWAY. I’VE GROWN ACCuSTOMED TO IT AT THIS POINT BuT IT DOES MAKE ME LOOK RATHER *BABYISH* DESPITE THE INTENSITY OF MY PHYSICAL MATuRATION. HAA HAA HAA. ANOTHER ODDITY OF MINE. I SuPPOSE.