sarah

imagine youre sitting next to your dog watching TV and he says exactly one clearly pronounced word in English and you freak the fuck out and he literally never does it again 

thank you

YOU TOOK THE DOTS OFF THE BOWL

This feels strangely relaxing. This technique might be really good for anxiety :0

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies

this is by far the corniest thing i have ever read in my life what type of john green wannabe wrote this

artists fuck be tte r becuase well stick a whole entire paintbrush into your a s s

*goes to sleep around 1:30am instead of 3:30am* i am the epitome of health and wellness look at me managing my sleep schedule and going to bed EARLY like a functional member of society!

the older i get the more i aggressively support other women

Your future self is looking at you right now through your memories…

congration

I wanna get really fucked up and forget my life for a while