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@umbre0ff is a tomato hater

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/12096634/Girl-nine-has-iPhone-shaped-scar-for-life-after-case-leaks-toxic-glitter-onto-her-leg.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3321951/Woman-suffers-horrific-chemical-burn-big-hand-glittery-iPhone-5-case-broke-leaked-chemicals-pocket-backside.html
http://masgus.com/liquid-glitter-iphone-case-effect-cause-skin-burn.html
These phone cases seem to be very popular; my sister’s friend just got one. Please spread this around.
omg I have one :(
Been seeing so many people selling these cases! Please spread the word around and don’t buy these!
melophobia is really the kind of album that makes you want to go on a road trip and never look back
*wakes my gf up at 2am* what are your thoughts on bigfoot. do you think she’d like me? like as a friend?
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1) she likes tubbs 2) she took all the gold hats in battleblock theater 3) shes evil 4) one time i punched her in battleblock theater so she punched me back. uncalled for and unwarranted. 5) called me a punk

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Steven Universe - Message Received (full episode)
Here’s today’s new SU episode in HD!
Download link’s in the video’s description.
I’ll be posting the new Stevenbomb this week. Enjoy!
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
worth a shot huh
the girl: aries, cancer, pisces
second guy: capricorn, virgo, leo, gemini, aquarius
guy in the hood: sagittarius, taurus, libra, scorpio
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POOT THAT THING BACK IN THE BASEMENT OR SO HELP ME!!!
Can you see the stress of finals slowly being lifted away
Harley Quinn: Our Worlds at War
written by Karl Kesel
art by Aron Wiesenfeld, Paul Grist, Paul Chadwick, Steve Lieber, Amanda Conner, and Jimmy Palmiotti
Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.
I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.
why i am boycotting natalie dormer’s film, “the forest”
besides the fact that it’s in japan and they whitewashed the film
it romanticizes death, suicide, and the forest
it is a real forest in japan, aokigahara, where people go to commit suicide
suicide in japan is a national crisis. the usa ranks 50th in yearly suicides while japan ranks 17th—an estimated 70 suicides per day.
japan’s rigorous culture of conformity heavily stigmatizes those with mental health issues. many japanese people have grown content with suicide and see it as a reasonable solution. in reality, suicide is an epidemic and is the second leading cause of death in the country.
suicides in the forest are still happening today so it is extremely disrespectful. this isn’t something that happened 400 years ago. it’s been happening for the last 30 years—over 100 bodies are found in aokigahara every year.
ableist erasure of poc with mental health issues—does not mention depression and whitewashes japanese people with depression, making yet another example where poc with mental illnesses are completely invisible.
as someone else said, the model minority myth doesn’t just assume that we (asians) are universally intelligent or rich, it also assumes that we’re able-bodied and don’t suffer from mental illness. NO ONE talks about mental health among asians. NO ONE talks about disabled asians. why? because everyone believes that we’re rich and smart enough to access healthcare. we aren’t.
instead of reaching out and confronting a problem that exists and is on-going, natalie dormer and her hollywood ilk turned it into a horror movie and whitewashed its cast, thus dehumanizing not only asians around the globe affected by mental health, but those who have already committed suicide.
please just don’t watch this fucking film

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