DR. PHIL SENTENCE STARTERS !
a mix of quotes from the dr. phil show, his scene in scary movie 4, madea goes to jail, and more! please feel free to change pronouns as needed.
❝ This is going to be a changing day in your life. ❞
❝ I want you to get excited about your life. ❞
❝ If it’s happening now, we’re gonna deal with it now. ❞
❝ I am not giving up on you. ❞
❝ Is it possible you’re wrong? ❞
❝ I really don’t need to be here for this. ❞
❝ I’m not a hillbilly will a snoot full of honeybees. ❞
❝ She has your dick in a dixie cup. ❞
❝ We’re gonna have a donkey barbecue and I’m gonna furnish the ass. ❞
❝ When need to give you a shovel, you’re digging yourself a hole so fast. ❞
❝ This ain’t my first rodeo. ❞
❝ Did somebody write ‘stupid’ on my forehead? ❞
❝ I don’t care how flat you make a pancake, it’s got two sides. ❞
❝ Somewhere, their is a village missing their idiot. ❞
❝ Opinions are like butts - everybody’s got one. ❞
❝ Help me understand, what’s so special about you? ❞
❝ Those aren’t friends, those are inanimate objects. ❞
❝ Why is everything you say defensive and sarcastic? ❞
❝ That’s like a tired record. You only have about six things you say. ❞
❝ Never miss a moment to shut up. ❞
❝ I’m not into all this mellow drama. ❞
❝ You’re kickin’ and floppin’ like a fish. ❞
❝ She’s on you look a duck on a junebug. ❞
❝ I think I’d be madder than a wet hen myself. ❞
❝ I feel like I’m pickin’ low hangin’ fruit here. ❞
❝ She’s just cute as a speckled pup. ❞
❝ You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig. ❞
❝ It’s gonna open up a can of whoop ass on you. ❞
❝ I didn’t come on a load of turnips. ❞
❝ You can’t change what you don’t acknowledge. ❞
❝ Do you wanna be right or do you wanna be happy? ❞
❝ You’re not dead, you’ve been taken against your will. ❞
❝ Man, those kids are gonna be pissed. ❞
❝ What the hell was that for?! ❞
❝ Just shut out the ‘no’ voice, own your success. ❞
❝ Your feelings? The hell with your feelings! ❞
❝ Mama was right…mama was right… ❞
❝ I failed you ____. I failed you. ❞
❝ Who’s the coward now, mama?! ❞
❝ I have got to talk to this woman. ❞
❝ Why are you so angry? ❞
❝ You seem angry right now. ❞
❝ Why do you feel the need like you gotta get somebody all the time? It’s like, ‘get em, get em, get em’. ❞
❝ You don’t get the glock when you haven’t been got. ❞
❝ Let’s talk about your childhood. ❞