Hello attractive person!! Would you be so kind as to *clears throat* *checks notes* *gestures towards the mushroom circle* step in that

So I was cleaning out my closet and found an old notebook of a story I was writing in middle School, which was about a dystopian america with declining birthrates. The governments solution was bullets that got men pregnant... I wrote this my first year of middle school in 2006

I miss the days when Pangaea existed

My new favorite thing is people on Tumblr saying "I'm safe from PM," or something along those lines as if they're desperately trying to hide from a goblin cryptid, only for him to trap them in a video