Ultra Condensed

Lilo is my spirit animal.

An Old English word for library was “bōchord”, which literally means “book hoard”, and honestly I really think we should go back to saying that because not only does it sound really fucking cool, but it also sort of implies that librarians are dragons.

Bill Murray should announce the production of Groundhog Day 2, then just release the original to theatres on the release date.

Tomorrow is March 28th

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

Due to the evolution of bacteria with respect to our bodies natural defense mechanisms, traveling forward in time could kill you, and traveling back in time could kill everyone.

I never thought about this but it makes perfect sense.

epidemiology fascinates me and this post is just so cool to me

Well that’s terrifying ...