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mugen-nimbus-deactivated2019022

My cat: literally just fucking meows

Me:

catchymemes

antique-scarecrow

THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED

fuckrealityihaveablog

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

absinthenoir-deactivated2019090

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

wunderlass

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

princezane-deactivated20151205

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

theresoneofyou

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

darkestelemental616

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

stephendann

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

princesshamlet-deactivated20210

#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before

(via @tchallabread)

its-arrested-development

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Person A: I’m going to fight the next person who insults my girlfriend.

Person A’s Girlfriend: I hate myself :(

Person A: ALRIGHT MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL, SQUARE UP!

mjalti

when they jonas brothers were like “i came from the year 3000..not much has changed but they live underwater..” that was a politically charged remark about climate change and we all ignored it

lesbiancousin

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

tastefullyoffensive

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

edgebug

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

tastefullyoffensive

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#animals doing people things #kitties

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orlandobloomers

imagine life but not bad

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unrealistic. blocked

airframeextender

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the less they know the better, trust me

unwellknight

me and my friends next month

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Alexa release the serotonin

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siickangel

#sometimes

estelles-remade-deactivated2018

i wanna be as peaceful as the moon

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