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Nazi is a jackrabbit (idk which type would be most fitting though)

Despite its name, they are hares, not rabbits! Jackrabbits always seem to be on guard. They are very watchful of their surroundings (their vision is almost 360°) and cautious of potential threats.

Farmers intensely dislike jackrabbits because they are considered a major agricultural pest and are capable of causing significant economic damage. During population surges, they will destroy crops, consume crops, and ruin valuable haystacks. Despite Nazi propaganda portraying farmers as essential, many small farms struggled with the increasing, rigid demands of the state. And while the economy under Hitler had growth, its growth was unsustainable, kept wages low, and resulted in a sharp rise in national debt.

Jackrabbits are typically timid, nocturnal, and highly nervous creatures. While Nazi definitely isn’t timid, I think he’s probably a pussy/coward. Also he definitely stays up all night “gaming” (calling kids slurs in CoD lobbies).

They are not aggressive but they "box" (striking with forefeet) and engage in high-speed chases during mating season to establish dominance or reject mates. I don’t know why but I feel like that fits him.

While often solitary, they may feed in small, loose groups. He only will be in a group if it benefits him or he is ruling it (the International Union of Nationalists).

Only thing I don’t connect with him is the fact jackrabbits do not hibernate and remain active in harsh, cold conditions, in fact they are adapted to arid environments. We all know what happened when the Nazis faced the “cold” Soviet winters (Cold is in quotations because while it was most definitely cold, they didn’t even experience the true extent to how harsh and cold the other parts of the Soviet Union, specifically more northern Russia).

Commie is probably a Manchurian hare.

This is a species of hare found in northeastern China and Russia, the Amur River basin, and the higher mountains of northern North Korea….very cold areas and areas where communist ideals are/were prevalent.

They live in forests, are primarily nocturnal, use their keen senses to avoid predators and forage efficiently.

Being nocturnal allows them to avoid many predators and reduces competition for food resources. As we all know, commies need all the food they can get. (I’m sorry that was a cruel needless joke)

During the day, the hare seeks shelter in dense vegetation, burrows, or under rocks to rest and conserve energy. Commie doesn’t typically run around like AnSyn or spend energy trolling on CoD lobbies like Nazi; instead,

Unlike rabbits, which live in social groups, the Manchurian Hare is largely solitary, except during the breeding season. The males and females interact mainly for mating purposes, and once the breeding period is over, they return to their individual territories. These guys’ social interactions are minimal, and they do not form stable groups or colonies. Unlike the rest of the extremists, it appears that Commie keeps to himself for the most part outside of the Centricide and has no other group of people close to him. Nazi has his International Union of Nationalists, AnSyn has his fellow anarchists at the commune, and AnCap has his fellow Ancapistanis(?). Commie has 3 similar characters: socialist (who he kills in like the 3rd episode), Posadism, and Nazbol (who he’s only half similar to).

Instead, it relies on its keen senses and agility to navigate its environment and evade threats. Communication among individuals is limited, with vocalizations being rare and mostly used during mating or when alarmed. The Manchurian Hare is highly territorial, marking its home range with scent glands and avoiding contact with other hares whenever possible. This solitary nature helps reduce competition for resources and minimizes the risk of predation. The hare’s behavior is also influenced by seasonal changes, with increased activity during warmer months and reduced movement during harsh winters.

AnCap is a Flemish giant rabbit because his greed and gluttony is unmatched. Also they love attention and you KNOW AnCap loves getting attention because it helps the economy or whatever.

Finally, from my understanding there is no biological difference between a rabbit and a bunny. "Rabbit" is the formal scientific name for the animal, while "bunny" is a cute, informal nickname often used by children or to describe a smaller, younger rabbit.

AnSyn is a

Netherland Dwarf rabbits are very intelligent, energetic, playful, and cute!

Netherland Dwarf rabbits initially can be shy and skittish. This apprehension can lead to aggression behaviors such as biting, kicking, or scratching if they feel unsafe. I mean…cmon now, that’s quem!!!

Because of their tiny size and bold temperament, they have a lot of energy and can become destructive or nippy if they aren't given enough toys and attention. Again, that is so quem!! I will not change my mind.

They are best kept indoors, as their size makes them vulnerable to predators. Listen, I don’t believe que is stupid or weak and I disagree with infantilizing quem BUT also que’s weapon is a melee one and if someone tries to attack quem with a long range weapon such as a gun, que would at the disadvantage.