Kristina.

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

@cardozzza

I love the mental image that tag creates

ive said this before and ill say it again: notice how meta knights costume has no seams. meta knight killed a person. meta knight fucking killed this penguin and is now residing in their body

or maybe he just has the seams on the inside like anybody sewing a penguin disguise would do because he takes pride in his work instead of being a lazy glutton like Kirby who just waddles around like a fucking idiot eating everything in sight like that’s why Meta Knight is so embarrassed whenever you beat him and his mask comes off and he looks just like Kirby because an honorable knight of his caliber doesn’t want to be associated with that shitty-ass pink blob that somehow always saves everybody every god damn time just by eating things

meta knight wrote this post

can we please stop pretending this shit is good?!!?! What the fuck!!!!!

I don’t understand why this is a bad thing??

whats sold as inspirational here is somebody whose fear of being fired and having their source of food and shelter yanked away from them forced them to push themselves to unhealthy lengths

Walking isn’t unhealthy, whoever told you that is lazy. Dude got a job for a company and wanted to prove his reliability, he could’ve given up and not showed up but unlike most people he made a commitment and stuck to it and guess what. That commitment paid off. Its like you people are unable to handle when. Someone it’s doing better than you.

You have never walked 20 miles ever

whats with all the fucking bootlickers on this site?

he literally left his house at midnight. 

How does someone see a 20 mile, eight hour walk as “a good work ethic” and not as a man whose been driven beyond his limits to ensure he doesn’t lose the one thing that keeps him from starving to death I mean what the fuck

God you people are fucking weak

sign your car over to me and walk to work to prove how strong you are

Even for soldiers who have trained specifically for such things, a 20-mile march is a fucking grueling experience. Nobody should have to do that and then be expected to work for eight hours. That is literally insane.

SLKDJGFLSKDJFHGKLJHG spent 10 minutes on it and it somehow knows that i’m still waiting for the right person to come along

*takes this quiz to see if it knows how much of a hoe i am*

i got 16 omg it guessed correctly for me 

Gervais unleashed

i csn’t brteath

wat

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT